I AM IN HEAVEN!!!!!

[SportSavant]

I just got my laptop set up on a wireless network....I can walk around my house with the laptop connected to the net...anyone who doesnt have this I highly recommend it!!!

1) very handy when sports wagering to have the two screens...(LAPTOP & DESKTOP)

2) Can spend much more time with the wife as I sirf the net but am still spending time with her watching shows in the living room!!! Huge Plus for me as she was always calling me when I was upstairs in the office....

3) Sit out on the Deck

4) Increase my posting at RX...500%

 

[lander]

SS,
Make sure you change your routers default password ...

a few of my neighbors didn't

 

[SportSavant]

I almost forgot....Funny story actually...

I was having trouble setting the network up...so I called cx service...Microsoft...

The girl who answered the phone was in BOMBAY INDAY....ALSO....IT WAS THE VERY BEST CX SERVICE I HAVE EVER HAD, no CHIP on her Shoulder like a North American would have...It was WOnderful...

She guided me through step by step like a child Lander & told me everything was secure

 

[sickgambler]

I thought you were going to tell us you won the lottery or something, or that you just got laid... but to mention that you are in heaven because of a new computer, i might just have to put you in the top 10 losers here at rx after that post sportsavant, sorry man..

This computer will turn out to be the worst move of your life. You will now have no life because you will be hooked on that thing and won't be able to let go. What's next, you're going to bring it to bed with you now when you sleep. The wife is going to end up hating you and that machine. You will not be able to make love to your wife now on acct of that silly machine.

I think you should get rid of that machine SS, before it ruins your marriage. You think it's going to help you, but it's not, trust me.. Don't think your wife is going to enjoy talking to you and you are there focusing on a machine. You might be there physically with her, but your mind won't, and she will know this.. She is not stupid, SS. It will hurt your marriage.

I hope this machine doesn't cost you your marriage SS.. Get rid of that thing fast, and go make love to your wife instead, because now that you have that thing, I doubt you will want to anymore..

Will SS's wife hate that new machine

YES -380
NO +310

___

How long will that machine last is SS's house before the wife busts it.

112.5 days ov -125
112.5 days un +105

__________

Will SS's wife file for divorce now that he has that machine

YES -125
NO +105

_________

How many times a month will SS make love to his wife per month, now that he has this new toy..

1.5 ov -155
1.5 un +135

 

[sherman]

How do u change that password?

 

[RobFunk]

oh, change the password? i was wondering why i kept getting these "you are now logged in at 5 locations" messages on AIM

 

[THE SHRINK]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sick gambler:

I thought you were going to tell us you won the lottery or something, or that you just got laid... but to mention that you are in heaven because of a new computer, i might just have to put you in the top 10 losers here at rx after that post sportsavant, sorry man..

This computer will turn out to be the worst move of your life. You will now have no life because you will be hooked on that thing and won't be able to let go. What's next, you're going to bring it to bed with you now when you sleep. The wife is going to end up hating you and that machine. You will not be able to make love to your wife now on acct of that silly machine.

I think you should get rid of that machine SS, before it ruins your marriage. You think it's going to help you, but it's not, trust me.. Don't think your wife is going to enjoy talking to you and you are there focusing on a machine. You might be there physically with her, but your mind won't, and she will know this.. She is not stupid, SS. It will hurt your marriage.

I hope this machine doesn't cost you your marriage SS.. Get rid of that thing fast, and go make love to your wife instead, because now that you have that thing, I doubt you will want to anymore..

Will SS's wife hate that new machine

YES -380
NO +310

___

How long will that machine last is SS's house before the wife busts it.

112.5 days ov -125
112.5 days un +105

__________

Will SS's wife file for divorce now that he has that machine

YES -125
NO +105

_________

How many times a month will SS make love to his wife per month, now that he has this new toy..

1.5 ov -155
1.5 un +135<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Give me the UNDER 1.5 +135 for a limit bet please...

 

[SportSavant]

lmfao, I accept the role of the rxERS biggest loser if you will be my protoge!

i hear you loud & clear sicky!!!!

actually it is my fiancee....truth is I dont need to be focus on the machine, It used to bug her when I spent time running up & down during halftime of the games....

Also if I can bring this baby to bed I will likely pass out with it instead of staying up till 3 in the morning on the sucker....

 

[RobFunk]

if you count recieving head then i want the over. chalk is always the way to go on props involving sex. buy it back, shrink

 

[sickgambler]

hey robbie boy, tell me his wife is going to actually be in the mood to give our old pal SS a BJ with that thing on his lap and it occupying him. He will be totally ignoring her and I doubt he will even have a chance for head

Will SS ever get a BJ with that machine on his lap in bed.

NOT IN THIS LIFETIME - 185
YES +165

 

[SportSavant]

am i allowed to wager on this prop?

 

[Marco]

Ok, I will apologise beforehand, as some of my following questions may seem simple to some of you more computerly inclined....

Owning a laptop like this....if, say one has a pair of computers already....this system is independent of the existing home hardwired system....is there a way to incorporate this into the hardwire system as a branch of the existing tree, so to speak????

Is this wireless thing set up through totally different service providers than would be a more traditional cable service or phone hookup?

The reason I'm asking...let me clarify the point I'm coming to....let's say you wanted a computer in a safe place in a house, like a secret room or something of that nature....multiple computers show up on the network, so if you had three computers hooked up in the house but only two were visible, the network connections would give away the fact that there were 3 computers in the house in operating condition...correct?

Is there any way of hooking up computers to hide an additional computer in the system....or is wireless the only option, and how traceable is that, and the transmissions of such and the records kept in other places.....

Let me clarify that I'm not into child porn and I'm not plotting to eradicate the government, but what's the best way of setting up a private, unknown, unseen computer like the one I have described? Wireless? And then they just can't find the computer but there is a "paper trail" left but in electronic form???

 

[lander]

Marco,
Are you trying to skip out on your broadband bill & jump on another LAN?

 

[RobFunk]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>hey robbie boy, tell me his wife is going to actually be in the mood to give our old pal SS a BJ with that thing on his lap and it occupying him. He will be totally ignoring her and I doubt he will even have a chance for head

Will SS ever get a BJ with that machine on his lap in bed.

NOT IN THIS LIFETIME - 185
YES +165 <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>sick youre not looking at the intangibles. SS is a sharp guy. what if he has a huge day and decides to go on ebay and get her a piece of jewelery? then head is automatic at this point.

 

[RobFunk]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>am i allowed to wager on this prop? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>of course not, this will effect the outcome. youre starting to sound like an NBA ref or one of these guys who operates an online casino.

 

[SportSavant]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> sick youre not looking at the intangibles. SS is a sharp guy. what if he has a huge day and decides to go on ebay and get her a piece of jewelery? then head is automatic at this point. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

not to mention that she is my 'fiancee' not 'wife'....15 years tends to wear on a couple but trust me when i say...my hands are full

SIcko...try paxil for the premature ejaculation...trust me...it truly works...you will have full control of your unit

 

[sickgambler]

that's his only chance, robbie boy..

He better have a big month in gambling and then turn that money around for gifts for the MRS, or SS is not getting as much action as he used to..

UNLESS.... he gets rid of that thing.. I don't know the stats, but I can bet anyone here that there have been millions and millions of divorces worldwide because of a man/woman neglecting their partner and not giving them enough attention. That's what computers do to relationships. They are a relationship killer, and I am afraid that this might happen to one of our own here at rx, and his name is SS..

GET RID OF THAT MACHINE SS, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

 

[wilheim]

SS - I was going to mention that. I said to my self doesn't Sports Savant have steady girlfriend and not a wife, but figured it is none of my business.


wil.

 

[Marco]

lander....not looking to skip out on any bills....hell, come to think about it, bills would be another tipoff....like a toaster purchase on your credit card means in all likelihood there is a new toaster in your house...

not a hacker either....have no interest in hacking even if I knew jack$hit about computers...

my questions come purely from a privacy aspect......looking for some answers from some of you experts out there.....

 

[lander]

Marco,
Try editing your wireless network connection to remove the "Client for MS Networks" options.

Your PC name will not appear, but your Workgroup will (at least on other MS machines).