(I AM HAVING CHEST PAINS)

[BEANTOWN JIM]

BOYS THIS IS NO JOKE I AM HAVING A LITTLE CHEST PAIN RIGHT NOW I TOLD MY WIFE ABOUT IT AND SHE WANTS ME TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL,I DONT WANT TO I HAVE A NICKLE ON FLORIDA STATE AND DONT WANT TO MISS MY GAME.COULD IT BE HEARTBURN SOMETIMES I FEEL FUNNY AFTER I CERTAIN FOODS I AM HOPING ITS INTEGESTION BUT BOYS MY HEART IS BEATING PRETTY QUICKLY RIGHT NOW.IMAGINE ME DYING AND THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT KNOW ABOUT IS A BUNCH OF LOSERS AT A GAMBLING FORUMI WONT EVEN TELL MY WIFE I JUST MENTIONED IT TO HER AND LET IT GO

BOYS IF I DO HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHILE I AM TYPING MY LAST WORDS PLEASE BET AUSTRALIA TO DONATE MY BALANCE TO THE AMERICAN HEART ASSOCIATION IN MY HONOR,THANKS FELLAS,YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIM

JESUS CHRIST I DONT HAVE ANY PRESSURE IN MY LIFE MY WIFE ALWAYS SAID I SHOULD HAVE KEPT WORKING AND NOT RETIRED SO YOUNG 44 YEARS OLD AND A BAD HEART HELP ME I HAVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP (LETS GO SEMINOLES WIN ONE FOR THE BEANER)

 

[Banned4Life]

They probably have the game on in the emergency room. Doctors love to bet too you know. Or bring one of those battery operated TVs with you. Your life isn't worth a football game (and who knows what will happen to your heart if there's a play like last week's saints 5-lateral bullshit jobs at the end).

 

[RxScorekeeper]

Jim if the emergency roomsin Boston are anything like they are around here, you will have a nice long wait anyway, especially on New Years Day...Go sign in and watch FSU from the waiting room... By the time its over the Dr. will be waiting , better check it out to be safe.

 

[HacheMan]

Jim, do you lay in bed at night and come up with stuff like this and the "lawnmower" thread?!.......

Gosh....I hope your joking, but if you aren't ........get your Azz to the hospital.......

 

Beaner you won't be able to GRIN WHEN YOU WIN if you die and I won't be able to buy good lawn care equipment real cheap from this Russian contact I have up in the Boston metro area.

FSU will make you grin...I'm on them as well. Hope you feel better Bean-O

sb

 

[dogball]

I swear this happened to me last night. I was convinced i was having a heart attack. Did some research and figured it was gas, very bad gas. It was, although i had pain all night and into today. Can be very painful
What side is the pain on
Im sure its ok

 

[wilheim]

Gargle with salt water.

 

[BEANTOWN JIM]

BOYS I WAS ON MY STOMACH ALLDAY CLEANING OUT MY GUTTERS ON A FLAT ROOF I AM HOPING ITS MAYBE A MUSCLE PULL BUT I HAVE TO ADMITT ITS A LITTLE SCARY.SERIOUS QUESTION MOST OF THE GUYS WHO I PLAY GOLF WITH HAVE HAD A HEART PROBLEM IN THE PAST THEY ALWAYS GET A COUPLE OF WARNINGS IS THIS TRUE OR CAN YOU JUST HAVE A MASSIVE ATTACK YOUR FIRST TIME OUT.I ALWAYS HAD VISIONS OF BANGING A BROAD THEN HAVING A HEART ATTACK I NEVER THOUGHT I MIGHT GET ONE TALKING IN THE PRESCRIPTION.

WHERE THE F-CK IS DR. KEN WEITZNER WHEN I NEED HIM IT FIGURES AN IRISHMAN IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND HIS JEW DOCTOR IS OUT GAMBLING AND CHASING WHORES

 

dont die jim,just think how happy lenny would be if you dropped dead

 

Beaner go see that Doctor you had a hard on for (the one your old lady worked for). I'm sure he can help.

sb

 

[DarrylParsons]

Beaner,

What is your blood pressure, pulse and cholesterol level? You called General a fat ass so I assume you are not fat. Any other risk factors besides having the ghosts of gays, Italians and Jews putting curses on you?

 

[basesAREloaded]

At least wait 'til the half.

You might see a line you fancy.

 

[BEANTOWN JIM]

SHRINK WE HAVE A MEDICAL EMERGENCY IN YOUR FORUM IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE MAN MY CHEST IS POUNDING THE CANES JUST SCORED I BETTER NOT WATCH ANYMORE OF THIS GAME.

LAST YEAR I WEIGHED 230 POUNDS I AM 5FT 11 INCHES MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO TAKE AN ASPIRIN 81 MG EACH DAY AND LOSE SOME WEIGHT.I AM NOW WEIGHING 213 POUNDS AND FELT GREAT UNTIL TODAY I HAD A CORNED BEEF AND CABBUGE DINNER I HOPE ITS JUST INTERGESTION ITS MY FIRST TIME FEELING LIKE THIS BOYS ITS SCARY I KNOW MY BOOKIE WILL LAUGH HIS ARSE OFF I AM UP 1600 GOING INTO THIS FLORIDA STATE GAME MAN WOULDNT THIS BE JUST MY LUCK.

KEN WE NEED A DOCTOR RIGHT AWAY YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIM IS FEELING PRETTY BAD

IS THERE A F-CKING DOCTOR IN THIS FORUM MAN WAS THAT A DUMB QUESTION EVERY FORUM SHOULD HAVE A DOCTOR ON STAND BY.HONEY MY DOCTOR KEN WEITZNER ISNT AT HIS FORUM MAYBE WE SHOULD GO DOWN TO THE MASS GENERAL

 

[TheGeneral+]

Canes look ok

 

[DarrylParsons]

Beaner,

As your pseudo-doctor I am advising you to repeat the following out loud:

To all gay people: I KNOW I CALL YOU FAGS BUT I REALLY ONLY MEAN THAT FOR CERTAIN FAGGY TYPES OF GAY PEOPLE YOU GUYS ARE OK AS LONG AS Y'ALL STAY AWAY FROM ME GOT THAT?

To all Italian people: YOU GUYS ARE OK WITH ME YOUR LASAGNA TASTES GREAT AND ANYONE WHO IS A COUNTRYMAN OF PHIL ESPOSITO CANT BE BAD EVEN IF I CALL YOU GARLIC SNAPPERS SOMETIMES DONT TAKE IT PERSONALLY OK?

To all Jewish people: I WILL NEVER REALLY LIKE YOU GUYS BUT I GOTTA ADMIT YOU KNOW SOMETHING THE REST OF US DONT SO ITS PROLLY OUT OF JEALOUSY I CALL YOU ALL THOSE NAMES AND BESIDES WOULD I HAVE A JEWISH DOCTOR IF I WAS REALLY ANTISEMITIC CMON THINK ABOUT IT

That should relieve the symptoms but if they persist we can try some blood-thinning drugs tomorrow.

 

[bucsfan67]

GOD, I HOPE THE EMERGENCY ROOM DOCTOR ISNT A NUBIAN OR A FAGGOT, OTHERWISE IT MIGHT BE BYB BYE BEANIE.....

I HOPE YOU LEFT SOMETHING FOR BROWNIE IN THE WILL....

 

[RPM]

thought i was having a heart attack a couple weeks ago. turned out to be pnuemonia. scariest feeling i ever had in my life. f'ing doctor gave me an antibiotic and some valium and sent me home.

 

[MeyerLansky]

Beantown, you really should try and change your diet for 2004. Losing weight and avoiding fatty foods while eating legumes, fruits, and a lot of vegetables will make you a new man. Also, think of the Mad Cow crisis as a message from God. Don't eat red meat. follow all of the above and you will no longer have chest pains as you will be on the road to recovery.

 

[sds]

One cow and the good cuts aren't affected..

Go have a big Sirloin and a beer and relax. Nothing a good ol fashioned Quad bypass won't fix !

 

[TEASERGURU]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sds:
One cow and the good cuts aren't affected..

Go have a big Sirloin and a beer and relax. Nothing a good ol fashioned Quad bypass won't fix !

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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