Saw this joke today, thought it was kinda funny, definitely true....
To impress a woman:
>Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her.
>Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance
>her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle
>with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand.
>Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for
>her.
>
>To impress a man:
>
>
>Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
To impress a woman:
>Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her.
>Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance
>her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle
>with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand.
>Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for
>her.
>
>To impress a man:
>
>
>Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.