How to answer wife... How much won /lost ?

[postaldoug]

I have my straight bets, some undecided. I have NHL series bets, I have no hole in one at Masters at -302 , or so, I have Olazabal at 160:1, and other futures.

I don't have the ability to place an exact figure on my win/loss for day.

what can I tell wifey bitch ?

I can't even answer it myself !

I can tell if it was a good day or not. but exact figures are difficult.

Doug

 

[RPM]

just say "mind your own fukking business."

 

[mvbski]

tell her you had a good day hand her a little cash and tell her to go buy yourself something nice other wise I would say your

 

[Fishhead]

Give her quarterly reports just like any business on the NYSE.

 

[Dante]

tell her you lost "around" 100 dollars

 

[DarrylParsons]

Say you'll tell her as soon as the laundry is done, the dishes are clean, the bathroom is spotless and the shopping list is ready making sure to note prices and with the most economical brands and package sizes of the products.

 

[THE SHRINK]

Tell your wife she looks good today...

 

[HateTheRiverCard]

Ask her How much she spent on shoes this week. Chances are she'll have as much trouble answering the question as you have with yours.


HTRC

 

[daringly]

Don't tell her how you did today. Tell her (roughly) how you've done in the last 12 months.

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dante:
tell her you lost "around" 100 dollars<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have found that with my old wife who died from an accident in a field that this is by far the best answer you can give. You are not lying and she thinks that you are being honest if you answer fast and then change the subject in a smooth manner.

 

[JudgeWapner]

My wife never asks.She can usually get a good idea by looking at me.

 

[THE SHRINK]

Judge,

You wife actually has the BALLS to look at you?

 

[JudgeWapner]

Shrink,not all the time.

 

[sevrin]

well. de marco aced #6
first ace since '96

 

Wow.. you guys are mean! Not even married 3 years and it's "wifey bitch" already? "mind your own fukking business."? How much did you spend and save on cleaning products?

Now I don't know if she is being a nag or just trying to show interest in your "hobby". I think most women know better to ask when a guy is walking around slamming drawers and kicking pets. A vein pulsating in the forehead is another good indicator of "don't ask". On the other hand, from a wife point of view, if you have been slapped on the ass 4 times in 10 minutes and subject to more than 2 chorus's of "we're in the money", that would indicate permission to ask.

Another factor, if duct tape and rubberbands are repair aids for more than 3 appliances in your house "just until the Bruins clinch this series".. maybe she has a right to ask?

ps, The correct answer is to tell her it is bad luck to talk about. Then if you lose you can blame her.

 

[CharlieChan]

My wife can tell at a glance if I am winning or losing a game I am watching....

 

[Dante]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Minnow:
Wow.. you guys are mean! Not even married 3 years and it's "wifey bitch" already? "mind your own fukking business."? How much did you spend and save on cleaning products?

Now I don't know if she is being a nag or just trying to show interest in your "hobby". I think most women know better to ask when a guy is walking around slamming drawers and kicking pets. A vein pulsating in the forehead is another good indicator of "don't ask". On the other hand, from a wife point of view, if you have been slapped on the ass 4 times in 10 minutes and subject to more than 2 chorus's of "we're in the money", that would indicate permission to ask.

Another factor, if duct tape and rubberbands are repair aids for more than 3 appliances in your house "just until the Bruins clinch this series".. maybe she has a right to ask?

ps, The correct answer is to tell her it is bad luck to talk about. Then if you lose you can blame her.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[tigerclicks]

Doug, It helps me to say, "Honey, you are correct." I will also give her money without her asking for it.....Good luck!

 

[harrington]

I've been married 15 years and she never once asked about how much I was up or down. She knew going in I was a player so thats that.

 

[jimmyd]

tell your wife how much you won or lost??? are you serious?? as long as the bills are being paid and there is food on the table, she doesn't need to know how much