To insinuate that those who believe that we evolved from monkeys,
(who basically evolved from a blob of goo) have a higher IQ than
creationists I find extremely laughable.
I was only trying to ruffle some feathers, not meaning this literally. I think your understanding of Einstein's beliefs is a little off, he was saying we can't rule out the possibility of a God, but he was also using God metaphorically. And your statement about evolution is a joke, right? PLEASE tell me that is a joke.

