Ok guys, I'll up it to $3 next time on my my next order, $4 if it happens to be a fuckable girl bringing the chow !
I've become a pretty decent cook over the years, but sometimes you just don't want to cook !
Tanner : there are reasons one might opt for delivery instead of pick it up yourself, perhaps...
Too drunk to drive
Just lazy
Don't have a car
Etc.
I've become a pretty decent cook over the years, but sometimes you just don't want to cook !
Tanner : there are reasons one might opt for delivery instead of pick it up yourself, perhaps...
Too drunk to drive
Just lazy
Don't have a car
Etc.
Where I live there is one delivery pizza place and the rest is take out pretty limited it’s called American pie in Bridgehampton ny. To feed a family of 5 whether your going out to breakfast or getting pizza your dropping 50 bucks. The closest dominos is over an hour away and there’s no drones dropping it off. My wife is no trophie and my cock is not homes but I do work like a rented mule.
A real cheapskate, but yea, the honesty is great.
Great answer. lol
I rarely order pizza, its usually cold when it gets here. Anyhow if there's a delivery charge then I rarely tip. I'm already paying for the service. If no delivery charge then I'll tip 5 bucks and the leftover change. The delivery charge should go to the driver. I'm not going to subsidize someone else's wage while the owners continue to line their pockets. I worked at Mazda for over a year, delivering parts, getting a buck over minimum wage and never received a tip! Delivering multiple parts to back units with uncleared pathways during the winter, should warrant a tip more so then handing someone a single box at their front door. When I asked those in the industry why no tipping, the consensus response was "you're delivering to a business, businesses don't tip" Then it became painfully obvious, businesses like to keep their profits while prying on the generosity of the middle class to subsidize their employees.
Last time I ordered a pie, I said to myself, self : I'll tip more since the RX says to..
I said to myself, I'll go 15%,on my $15.05 pizza, $5 if a chick delivers it...
Turns out a really hot young chick delivered it, to my urfer amazement ! She was kinda dingy, couldn't find my address, called me on her cell on from like 200 meters away, I tell her go-to the corner, make a right, go 150 meters, turn right, I'm the last house on the house with 3 homes...
Now, I really threw a curve ball, she asks me for $15.50, so I axe her how much should I tip you ?
She has no answer to that, finally says $ 2-3 is typical, I give her a $20, keep it !
If she was smarter, she'd have said something realistical like $10, I'd have given her $25 then !
That's a great ploy that I've used a few times, ... How much should I tip you ?
Name it, I may comply !
I love screwing with people's heads !
Tough to figure this shit out, really !
If no delivery charge, then tip more, if delivery charge, does driver get it ?
Distance, weather, etc.
I may not be a George, but I tip at least at a lower level like 12-15%.
I know It's customary to tip in certain situations in the USA, that a foreign tourist may not be be accustomed to.
I often take a short taxi ride home from the supermarket for $5, always make It $7, wether the guy helps me unload or not !
I said to myself, I'll go 15%,on my $15.05 pizza, $5 if a chick delivers it...
Turns out a really hot young chick delivered it, to my urfer amazement ! She was kinda dingy, couldn't find my address, called me on her cell on from like 200 meters away, I tell her go-to the corner, make a right, go 150 meters, turn right, I'm the last house on the house with 3 homes...
Now, I really threw a curve ball, she asks me for $15.50, so I axe her how much should I tip you ?
She has no answer to that, finally says $ 2-3 is typical, I give her a $20, keep it !
If she was smarter, she'd have said something realistical like $10, I'd have given her $25 then !
That's a great ploy that I've used a few times, ... How much should I tip you ?
Name it, I may comply !
I love screwing with people's heads !
Tough to figure this shit out, really !
If no delivery charge, then tip more, if delivery charge, does driver get it ?
Distance, weather, etc.
I may not be a George, but I tip at least at a lower level like 12-15%.
I know It's customary to tip in certain situations in the USA, that a foreign tourist may not be be accustomed to.
I often take a short taxi ride home from the supermarket for $5, always make It $7, wether the guy helps me unload or not !
