How many times a day do you shit?

[hater]

I shit like 3-4 times a day....sometimes up to 5. My asshole bleeds from all the wiping.

I'd like to think that is healthy, but 5 times a day?

 

[NES]

I shit once right when I get up, smoke a cig, then shit again. Its a nice routine. The first one is pretty solid, I call it "the cork". The second one is not so solid, I call it the "Bucket O' Mud".

 

[Jabow]

Thats a shitty story:missingte

 

[NES]

I think you meant to say that this is a shitty thread.

 

[NES]

....or who gives a shit.

 

[NES]

.....or "could you talk about this shit somewhere else?"

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

shut up already shithead!

 

[NES]

... or you could have said I was nothing but a "shit talker".

 

[ShaneFalco]

NES, you are a piece of shit...

 

[steaktartar]

whoever started this thread has "shit for brains"

 

[Devilwoman]

I shit my pants.

 

[RoofTop]

Fuck You

 

[hater]

i shit a big piece of steak i had for dinner

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

i shit a big piece of steak i had for dinner

You pushed out a Steak Shartar....:missingte

 

[steaktartar]

ya that was clever....didnt see that coming

 

[Devilwoman]

I ate out a Steak Shartar....:missingte

douchechop

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

ya that was clever....didnt see that jizz coming

Steakchop