How much you want to make a bet I can
throw a football over them mountains?
Yeah. If coach would've put me
in fourth quarter...
we'd have been
state champions, no doubt.
No doubt in my mind.
You better believe things
would have been different.
I'd have gone pro...
in a heartbeat.
I'd be makin'
millions of dollars and...
livin' in a...
big ol' mansion somewhere.
You know, soakin' it up
in a hot tub with my soul mate.
To rate the wife:
Looks: 6 for some, 7 most of the time, maybe 8 on a good day (it's a stretch to get her to an 8 but after 3 kids a woman gets a bit beat-up)
Sex: 9 most nights, on a good night 10, and more than enough
House Cleaning: 3, maybe 4 on a good day
Being a mom: 10 out 10 and not even close
Married her since she was good in bed and I thought she would be a good mom. Spot on for both. Just gotta work on that cleaning.
Looks: 6 for some, 7 most of the time, maybe 8 on a good day (it's a stretch to get her to an 8 but after 3 kids a woman gets a bit beat-up)
Sex: 9 most nights, on a good night 10, and more than enough
House Cleaning: 3, maybe 4 on a good day
Being a mom: 10 out 10 and not even close
Married her since she was good in bed and I thought she would be a good mom. Spot on for both. Just gotta work on that cleaning.
Refreshing honesty there, I think I'll use the same categories:
Looks: 9
Sex: 10, she wants it more than I do, and is a giver, what more can I ask?
House Cleaning: 3-4, only because she works so hard at her full time job, so I can't blame her
Mom: 10, she's an amazing mother
Intelligence: 9, She speaks at national conferences and seminars when she's not writing books, and that doesn't include her 9-5 job
Athletics: 6, She's got a great body, but it could be more toned - I wish she were more into exercising. She dances and does aerobics when she can...
She's way more than I deserve, and I'm thankful to have her
ok, my most recent ex of a 1.5 year
face: 7...definitely more of the "sexy" look than girl next door or cute look...warning sign number 1
body: 9...I lucked into this one, best I'd ever had...too slim to have a huge ass or D
, but basically perfectly proportioned
sex: 8....knew what she was doing, wasn't really into foreplay though...got less frequent after 8 months or so of basically living together
personality: 1....seriously, this dumbass had no interests or hobbies. We watched Food Network together and had sex...thats about it. In and out of colleges, a liar and a cheater. Couldn't handle her alcohol. Horrible communicator and a blonde moments on a fairly regular basis. Couldn't cook. Pissed in my bed like 3 times after heavy drinking
overall: 3...bitch was more hassle than she was worth
face: 7...definitely more of the "sexy" look than girl next door or cute look...warning sign number 1
body: 9...I lucked into this one, best I'd ever had...too slim to have a huge ass or D
, but basically perfectly proportionedsex: 8....knew what she was doing, wasn't really into foreplay though...got less frequent after 8 months or so of basically living together
personality: 1....seriously, this dumbass had no interests or hobbies. We watched Food Network together and had sex...thats about it. In and out of colleges, a liar and a cheater. Couldn't handle her alcohol. Horrible communicator and a blonde moments on a fairly regular basis. Couldn't cook. Pissed in my bed like 3 times after heavy drinking
overall: 3...bitch was more hassle than she was worth
ok, my most recent ex of a 1.5 year
face: 7...definitely more of the "sexy" look than girl next door or cute look...warning sign number 1
body: 9...I lucked into this one, best I'd ever had...too slim to have a huge ass or D
sex: 8....knew what she was doing, wasn't really into foreplay though...got less frequent after 8 months or so of basically living together
personality: 1....seriously, this dumbass had no interests or hobbies. We watched Food Network together and had sex...thats about it. In and out of colleges, a liar and a cheater. Couldn't handle her alcohol. Horrible communicator and a blonde moments on a fairly regular basis. Couldn't cook. Pissed in my bed like 3 times after heavy drinking
overall: 3...bitch was more hassle than she was worth
sounds like a lovely girl...
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