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I am sorry for using the "R" word - and NOTHING EL
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sunday at the nba all-star game, there was some guy who proposed to his long-time g/f on the scoreboard.

however this proposal was to a somewhat well known woman: Star Jones of the TV show "The View"

for those who have never seen her - or can't recall who she is - she is the only black woman on the show. if you wonder what she looks like - picture "ruben from american idol" - and you pretty much have your "woman" (she also did/does ads for "payless shoes" - someplace i doubt she has ever set foot is - mostly because i doubt the floors could hold her w/o collapsing). to say she is NOT a member of the "H.I.P." would be an understatement. if she was to become a member - she would take up membership space for about 5 women.

http://abc.go.com/daytime/theview/bios/star_jones.html

my question to the peanut gallery here is:

if star jones was your woman - would you really want to admit it in public - and have people know you are the poor soul who wants to marry her if you were sober and then - how high would your BAC have to be before you even went on ONE date with her - let alone spend any time with her at all after that?

for me - i'd keep it as quiet as possible - not wanting to be seen ANYWHERE with her.
 

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I would need to know if she sucked cock and allowed other women to join in sex romps with us first. Because even though she is BIG she still is loaded and if she is up to some crazy sex party's that would equal one FINE FAT BITCH!

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When I started dating my gf, she was slightly overweight, but I stayed with her because we were compatible. Over some time, I've shown her how much more enjoyable it is to eat healthy and exercise, and now her body is lean and toned.

With Star, it's a little more extreme, but maybe he sees something in her worth holding on to...It's a lot easier to change one's body than to change their character.

And she's rich
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the smokin babe all the way to the right is married to one of the NFL's hasselback QBs. he is one lucky son of a bitch.
 

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ONE SICK DOG, but a bitch that deep throats is a real find i might add.
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well, I actually didn't want to go out with her at first, but her friend kept bugging me. Her parents just loved me and made me a part of the family, and I made her so happy that it just felt right. Basically, she started with a good foundation and I've helped mold her into the perfect woman; she can talk cars with you all day now, she changes MY oil
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, she helps pay when we go out to eat, she doesn't expect stupid gifts on valentine's day...etc.
 

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gambler, I'm just telling the truth. Think about it, you get a loaded fat bitch that sucks your knob like a porn star and lets other join you two in BED. It would be the best man.. You could fvck, eat, not work, drink, get a great blowjob ETC... ALL THE BEST IN LIFE! plus nobody would want to get with your lady.... Sounds like W's all around to me!

bryan what do you mean by CHANGING YOUR OIL? Does she give you the ol'SHOCKER from time to time?
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I am sorry for using the "R" word - and NOTHING EL
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by phillygus:
the smokin babe all the way to the right is married to one of the NFL's hasselback QBs. he is one lucky son of a bitch.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

take a look at the woman next to star (on the left of her on top of the site - to the right for the bios part) - meredith vieira - for she has already posed for a layout in PLAYBOY and it will be released sometime this year! don't know how much (or little) she shows - but she does have one coming out sometime in 2004. honest!
 

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nope, I mean when I drive my car 3000 miles and feel tired, I can have her go in the garage to change the oil for me
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Bet none of your wives would do that for you
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winky- She does have a ton of cash but she also has a ton of weight around her as well. I just don't think I could. And you're talking about a guy here who thinks nailing a 10 is pounding 10 1's.

Meredith Vieira on the other hand is totally hot. She should most definitely be part of the HIP here on the prescription.
 

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bryan no my wife doesn't even change her own oil... But she is great under the sheets and not bad to look at.. But she can't cook and she bitches a little to much... Its all give and take...
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I'D FVCK HER!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Before or after you scraped off all the makeup?
 

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