How can I find a loanshark?

[SavageStorm]

Hi,
I live in Wisconsin and am new to this board. I just landed 4 new well-paying projects and I was wondering how I can find a loanshark? I might wager some of the money but mainly I wanted to consolidate everything that is crashing around me into one high-interest loan since I can't qualify for the consumer friendly low-interest ones. I don't know where to go though, it seems loansharks don't list themselves in the yellow-pages around here. Is there a website with a listing of them?
Also, what type of interest am I looking at? I'm looking to borrow 5 grand and I can pay back 10 grand in 6-8 months. I would like to know a place that is reputable if that is even possible. I don't want to deal with extortion or anything like that when all is said and done because I handle those types of things badly. Thanks!


SavageStorm

 

[RPM]

LMAO!!!

 

[HABSMAN]

WTF?

 

[Fishhead]

HUH??

 

[BallRash]

Do you feds have to resort to these types of tactics now

 

[juice11]

If I were a moderator I would dump this question in the garbage where it belongs. Hilarious. No telling what you will find on these boards

 

[jjgold]

I am looking for one myself, I have gotten hammered lately and strapped for cash. My theory is burrow 15 dimes and just pay the interest weekly until I build a bankroll. I feel very confident that my plays are going to be strong this summer and just need a start from a shark. I am looking for one that charges low interest and are nice guys that do not press you for the money. I am a solid guy and will pay back. If any guys know of a good shark let me know, thanks.

Your Friend The Golden Boy

 

[Fishhead]

Get some credit cards and get a cash advance and transfer it to a 1.9% interest card.

 

[SavageStorm]

Why is it such a bad question? I just want to know how to do it. I have no clue how to find one.


SavageStorm

 

[jjgold]

Thanks for the advice Stutter but I have good credit and rather owe the money to sharks.

 

[Fishhead]

All the better dumb*ss.

 

[HABSMAN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jjgold:
I am looking for one that charges low interest and are nice guys that do not press you for the money.
Your Friend The Golden Boy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

A loan shark that doesn't press you for money??

 

[DickyW]

Sorry SavageStorm

can't help you with the loneshark shit but if your looking for heroin, cocaine, or illegal firearms let me know

 

[jjgold]

Dicky I would be interested in firearms???

 

[TheGeneral+]

SavageStorm,

Welcome to The Rx. If you look and ask enough in your neighborhood, you will find you a loanshark.

Good luck

 

[BallRash]

Ohh yeah I can also assist in finding some X

 

[IntuitionBET]

SavageStorm - So like...you're a FED from Missouri right? L-O-L

 

[JoeyC]

I got some Apache Attack Helicopters and an F 16 I can hook someone up with.

 

[juice11]

Dicky W, that was histerical.

 

[HABSMAN]

Ask Brett Favre