Portland, OR - Attractive soccer mom and coach Nancy Mathers horrified members of her son's youth team and destroyed their adolescent fantasies with a shocking story about "crotch rot" and her personal experiences with the common summertime inflammatory condition.
The Portland Frogmen team, composed of 12-14 years old, mostly male players, listened intently as Mathers described the incident, which took place the previous spring, when Mathers was sweaty and hadn't changed her dampened underwear in several days because the washing machine was broken.
"Coach Mathers told us about how painful her crotch rot was-- and how she thought she had either hemorrhoids or a yeast infection," explained 12-year-old Todd Goldman who was still shaking from the talk. "She said that crotch rot is also sometimes called butt rust but it means the same thing. I don't think I want to play soccer anymore."
Mathers explained how swollen, fiery anal tissue occurs when damp underwear becomes a breeding ground for bacteria, or an individual hasn't properly wiped after using the toilet.
According to teammates, Ms. Mathers, a divorced mother of two who despite her age, had maintained a youthful figure and always took her players to McDonalds after a victory, would no longer be a consistent part of their adolescent fantasies.
Added one player who asked to remain anonymous, "I know we're not supposed to think about having sex with our friends moms, and this really helps. Like, a lot."
The Portland Frogmen team, composed of 12-14 years old, mostly male players, listened intently as Mathers described the incident, which took place the previous spring, when Mathers was sweaty and hadn't changed her dampened underwear in several days because the washing machine was broken.
"Coach Mathers told us about how painful her crotch rot was-- and how she thought she had either hemorrhoids or a yeast infection," explained 12-year-old Todd Goldman who was still shaking from the talk. "She said that crotch rot is also sometimes called butt rust but it means the same thing. I don't think I want to play soccer anymore."
Mathers explained how swollen, fiery anal tissue occurs when damp underwear becomes a breeding ground for bacteria, or an individual hasn't properly wiped after using the toilet.
According to teammates, Ms. Mathers, a divorced mother of two who despite her age, had maintained a youthful figure and always took her players to McDonalds after a victory, would no longer be a consistent part of their adolescent fantasies.
Added one player who asked to remain anonymous, "I know we're not supposed to think about having sex with our friends moms, and this really helps. Like, a lot."
