I love that gym Dnoonan. I would love to play hoop. I am trying to get back into shape and think participating in a sport like basketball would be a good way to do so. If you look at the wall to the right of the reception desk there are pictures of some of the personal trainers. I saw one of my exes there unexpectedly. We haven't talked too much since we broke up and I have been wanting to go and schedule a session with her. Do you think it is a good idea? Her name is Linda. What do you think? I saw her pulled over on Galen Street about 2 weeks ago fixing some guy who was standing outside her car doors hair. Maybe I should stay away huh?
Borat Sagdiyev said:
Borat my brother....here is the plan chief...you gotta play it cool with Linda. Don't just go and schedule a session with her...especially if she is fixing people's hair outside of their cars.
This is what we do...we head over there a few times and I let you school me in hoops, you can block my shots and take me to the hoop, screaming all the while to draw attention to your skills...Pretty soon word will get out that their is a new baller at the gym who is working the one and only NOONAN! Linda will be like...no way...someone took Noonan of the dribble, in the post and blocks almost every shot he takes???
Then, she will want to see this with her own eyes, and will come to observe this great occurence...that is when you make your move...
Borat - "Hey Linda - is that you...are you still around these parts? How are things?"
Linda - "Pretty good Borat, I never knew your game was so tight!"
Borat - "Linda, my dear, there are many things you don't know about Borat...I am pretty busy with the "and one" tour and my new businesses, but maybe I can squeeze in a drink and a hair fixing at some point."
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Then you are in like flynn playa'!
