Homophobe James Dobson's "Gay Conversion" Rallies Losing $$

[barman]

More Quitting...this time at an organizational level

shocker

And a very happy HAHAHAHAHA for inclusion of the word "buttloads" in the headline below


(anudder hat tip to Wonkette http://wonkette.com)

http://wonkette.com/410483/dobsons-gay-conversion-conference-losing-buttloads-of


Dobson’s Gay Conversion Conference Losing Buttloads Of $$$

Supply and demand, people! Focus on the Family’s series of “Love Won Out” conferences has persuaded so many sodomites of the joys of heterosexual love that there is just no market for these events anymore. So, they’re turning over the conferences to a ministry in Orlando that can deal with the homosexual laggards who still haven’t gotten on the Straight Train.

“The economic challenges led us to this strategic decision,” Focus vice president Gary Schneeberger said Wednesday. “Love Won Out is not an inexpensive event to stage, and rarely, in over 50 cities where it’s been held, have we ever made back our investment, despite good attendance.”
Focus on the Family, which held its first Love Won Out conference in 1998, will lead its last on Nov. 7 in Birmingham, Ala. A $6 million shortfall in the $138 million budget also caused Focus president Jim Daly to send out a fundraising letter to 800,000 donors.
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There’s really only one last question to ask: will gay conversion therapy be covered under Obamacare?

 

[barman]

I had forgotten that one of most fun features for most Wonkette posts are the fun collection of Comments


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Will gay conversion therapy be covered under Obamacare?

No need. The Death Panels will simply eat gay babies since they will not reproduce and thus provide a larger labor force for the Reptile-Human hybrids. That is, assuming that the gay babies weren’t mandatory aborted by the secular humanists.

:toast:

 

[barman]

I’m not a doctor, so I’m a little unclear. Is a gaybortion the aborting of gay fetueses, abortions performed by gay docs or some sex act between men that bears a superficial resemblance to an abortion? I’d hate to use it incorrectly socially and have to be corrected. I’d be mortified.


I only studied this a little before dropping out of pre-med, but I believe it’s performing the abortion in such a way that the fetus becomes gay immediately before termination, thus guaranteeing that it proceeds directly to hell. It sounds bad, but heaven was getting pretty fucking crowded with zygotes and disposed frozen embryos from our American Holocaust.


:lol:

 

[barman]

I went to the Love Won Out meeting in my city, and, oh my, what a darling place it was to meet some good-looking available guys. Only ten minutes into the event, I was getting a handjob beneath the table. Half the audience vanished at the break with new partners, but I stayed wen they switched from singing hymns to having Ted Haggard lead a stiffie-making version of YMCA. Terrific fun, free condoms and I am sorry Mister Dobson is losing money.

:grandmais

 

[Willie99]

bargaybanman

 

[barman]

I have never knowingly Banned a Gay man from the Bar n Grill

 

[Dave007inVegas]

bargaybanman

I find it curious that bargaybanman is the only poster here who refers to his own ass as booty.

:think2:

 

[barman]

Blame it on the Long Suffering SheBar. She has glossed my gluteus maximus area as her Personal Booty and I guess it ummmmm........rubbed off....on my own speaking

 

[ScottL]

Zit, you're late.

 

[festeringZit]

I'm on vacation. Spent the day in Stowe Vermont. Friday
and Saturday doing Boston: Freedom Trail, Quincy Market...

A couple more days in Vermont, and then over to Lake
George New York, may catch some races in Saratoga.

Y'all keep this place humming while I'm gone.

 

[ScottL]

I'm on vacation. Spent the day in Stowe Vermont. Friday
and Saturday doing Boston: Freedom Trail, Quincy Market...

A couple more days in Vermont, and then over to Lake
George New York, may catch some races in Saratoga.

Y'all keep this place humming while I'm gone.

Oh the slight alterations I passed up making to that post :lol: