Holiday laugh courtesy of Beantown Jim & "Yuri"......lol

[HacheMan]

For some of the newer guys, this was a thread posted by BTJ a while back talking about getting "ripped off", which by reading the title initially one would of thought it pertained to a sportsbook..........

NO IT WASNT A SPORTSBOOK THIS TIME I JUST TOOK A BREAK FROM CUTTING MY GRASS SO I HAVE BEEN IN THE HOUSE NOW FOR 45 MINUTES.MY F-CKING LAWNMOWER HAS BEEN STOLEN JESUS CHRIST I AM F-CKING PISSED,I ASKED YURI NEXT DOOR AND HE SAID HE SAW SOME COLORED KID PUT IT INTO HIS TRUCK HE THOUGHT I WAS LETTING HIM USE IT.JESUS F-CKING CHRIST THESE F-CKING RUSSIANS ARE DUMB MOTHER F-CKERS YEH RIGHT LIKE I AM GOING TO LET A NUBIAN USE MY LAWNMOWER ITS GONE GUYS HOW DO I TELL MY WIFE I WAS POSTING IN THE RX AND SOME NIGERIAN STOLE OUR LAWNMOWER SHE WILL THINK I AM GOING BONKERS.THE LAWNMOWER IS 3 YEARS OLD ITS NOT THE MONEY ITS THE FACT THAT MY F-CKING STUPID RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR SAW A NIGERIAN STEAL MY MOWER AND HE JUST STANDS THERE THANKS A F-CKING LOT YURI.THE FRONT OF THE YARD IS HALF DONE NOW WHAT DO I DO.WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID SOMEBODY PLEASE ANSWER ME THIS.I CANT BELIEVE IT I DONT LIKE TO GET ROBBED EVEN IF IT WAS A 6 PACK OF MY CORONAS ITS THE FACT THAT A LITTLE F-CKING BONE HEAD WALKED ONTO MY PROPERTY AND STOLE MY LAWNMOWER WHAT F-CKING BALLS.I CAN SEE IT NOW JIM HOW COME YOU DIDNT FINISH THE LAWN TODAY WELL HONEY I WENT IN TO TALK TO THE SHRINK,SICK GAMBLER,DIMEPLAYERONLY,AND LOU DIAMOND THEN WHEN I WENT BACK OUTSIDE SOMEBODY STOLE THE MOWER,I THINK SHE WILL HAVE ME COMMITTED TO THE MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTION OF MENTAL PATIENTS BOYS HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN TO HER I TOOK A BREAK TO GO ON THE INTERNET TO TALK TO A BUNCH OF MIS FITS AND THE MOWER WAS STOLEN,THATS IT NO ALLOWANCE AGAIN THIS WEEK ILL HAVE TO GO BUY A NEW LAWNMOWER AND MY WIFE WILL DEDUCT IT FROM MY WEEKLY SALARY.WHY DO I COME INTO THIS FORUM EVERYTIME I DO SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS.

 

[beantown]

HEY HACHE MAN YOU FRUITCAKE YOU THINK THATS FUNNY WELL I DONT PAL I THINK IF YOU WERE THE ONE THAT GOT HIS LAWNMOWER STOLEN FROM SOME NIGERIAN YOU WOULDNT BE LAUGHING PAL THAT F-UCKED UP RUSSIAN YURI NOT ONLY COST ME 2 WEEKS OF ALLOWANCE FROM MY WIFE FOR ALLOWING SOME NUBIAN TO SWIPE MY LAWNMOWER BUT HE ALSO COST ME 2 WEEKS OF NO SEX FROM MY LOVELY WIFE AND HE ALSO COST ME 2 WEEKS OF SLEEPING ON THE COUCH AND EATING MACARONI AND CHEESE AND HOT DOGS EVERY NIGHT ILL TELL YOU BOYS NOW THAT I THINK OF IT THIS WAS A VERY BAD TIME IN MY LIFE BUT IF I EVER SEE THAT NUBIAN WITH MY MOWER I WILL GIVE HIM ONE HELL OF A BACKHANDER AND KICK HIS ARSE AND HAVE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN PAY HIM A VISIT YOU CAN BE SURE THIS NIGERIAN WILL BE SWIMMING WITH THE FISHES IN THE BOSTON HARBOR AFTER WHAT HE PUT ME THROUGH WITH MY LOVELY WIFE BUT I AM HAPPY YOU ARE GETTING A THRILL OUT OF IT HACHE MAN

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR GAY SON WAS DATING MICHELLE JACKSON RUDY GALENDO RICHARD SIMMONS OR HACHE MAN WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS

 

[wilheim]

Claudski be nice.

willy.

 

[BEANTOWN JIM]

WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER ILL BET ITS SICK GAMBLER GENERAL PLEASE REMOVE THIS GUY HE IS A JOKE AND DOESNT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT,IF THIS GUY IS THE REAL BEANTOWNJIM ASK HIM WHAT THE NAME OF THE BLACK BROAD WHO WANTED ME TO DATE HER SO HER DAUGHTER COULD GET AN APARTMENT FROM ME.I POSTED HER NAME 10 TIMES IN THE FORUM.SHE USED TO HUG ME AT THE GAS STATION WHERE I GET MY GAS I TOLD HER PLEAE NOT IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW SOMEBODY MIGHT SEE ME WITH MY ARMS AROUND A BLACK BROAD AND GET THE WRONG IDEA.ILL BET THIS FRAUD DOESNT KNOW HER NAME.

JESUS SAVES,AND ESPOSITO SCORES ON THE REBOUND

 

[wilheim]

Pretty sharp Jimbo.

wil.

 

[beantown]

HEY TAKE A HIKE PAL GENERAL PLEASE REMOVE THIS DEADBEAT LOSER FROM HERE HE IS NOT THE REAL BEANTOWNJIM I AM GET LOST FAKE BEANTOWNJIM IM THE REAL BEANTOWNJIM GENERAL GET RID OF THIS FAKE IF YOU KEEP THIS UP PAL I WILL GET JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN TO PAY YOU A VISIT NOW TAKE A HIKE PAL BEFORE BEANTOWNJIM KICKS YOUR ARSE WHAT THE F-CK IS THIS BOYS

JESUS SAVES,AND ESPOSITO SCORES ON THE REBOUND

 

[wilheim]

Sick where have ya been buddy? We miss your Canadien self.


wil.

 

[wilheim]

 

[WEEKENDALKI]

I thought beantown jim was a prolific poster? He only has 22 posts? This can't be the same guy. Mods, alittle help?

 

[wilheim]

Beantownjim is a new handle for Jim, thus the low # of posts. His old handle has some upper case letters. BTJ was a ghost, since departed. Hope this helps Weekendalki.

wil.

 

[tatehill2000]

Beantown Jim is great,,, haha,,,, Your life wshould be made into a TV show,,, hahahhahah,,, haha

Tater

 

[benstern]

classic.

 

[krackman]

Agreed!

 

[tcbets.com]

Hey benstern, have you stiffed any other sportsbooks lately?

 

[WildBill]

The post was funny, the comment later courtesy of Senditin was what had most of us on the floor rolling:

Jimbo,

Finish off the lawn with the weed whacker. Afterwards you can go down to Blockbuster and rent "Roots." Play it backwards so it has a happy ending for you.

 

[Angelle]

Ahhh-
I normally get mad with anything racist.. but i had to admit that post had me in tears I was laughing so hard.

LOL

 

[kidslick]

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