An Email I Received...
OPENING DAY $1000 TO WIN $42,750 PARLAY
Oh Shit, did you read that right? Damn straight, son. It’s a motherfucking $1,000 to win $42,750 MLB Parlay! You know you’re thinking “oh FUCK – I am already living the dream, all I need is some more CASH in my pocket and I will be set yo!” Well, alright then, Chumley, we got just the thing to satisfy that craving. This ain’t no bitch-ass, tiny-dick, “bet $100 and win $125” bullshit parlay – this honkey is a motherfucking BIG DOG parlay. Fucking small bills to win BIG bills playa!
But that ain't it playa, not by a long shot big dog! We know you are skeptical, hell, we would be too so we are doing the same thing we did last year! We are giving away the ENTIRE Season FREE just for buying this parlay! This is not a joke, it is real shit so listen good! Again, you will get the ENTIRE MLB SEASONjust for buying this parlay!
We know you are wondering "how are you gonna make cash by selling our ENTIRE Baseball season for $25?" Easy shit, we play our plays bro! We ain't worried about that! Wait until you cash out on this parlay!
We only play (+) moneylines and when you see exactly what that means for your bankroll, you will shit your pants! You are gonna get so much ass this season! We are talking crazy, boy-band, Justin Bieber type ass son!
Ok, so why are we offering this shit to you? Because you bet on sports and you probably suck at it, that's why! It ain't something to be ashamed of playa! Your family and friends most likely make fun of you for it too. Maybe not to your face but definitely behind your back. We don't want people making fun of you even if you deserve it, so fuck them bro, they won't be laughing this baseball season! Unless you take their monkey asses to a comedy club or some shit. Let me ask you this, who is going to be buying drinks for you whole crew tomorrow night, like a boss? You, you dumbass! You know how your silly ass gets when you have a pocket full of money! Don't front.
So what the shit do you have to do to get this BIGASS, awesome Opening Day parlay plus the full baseball season of plays that will bring a boatload of cash into your possession?
EASY SHIT. CHECK IT.
STEP ONE: Be smart enough to realize that you NEED this shit! Say it out loud if you have to, "I NEED THIS SHIT!"
STEP TWO: Click the link that says, "CLICK HERE TO GET THIS PARLAY" below! It is a bright red link kid. Use your head. It is not hard to find!
Oh Shit, did you read that right? Damn straight, son. It’s a motherfucking $1,000 to win $42,750 MLB Parlay! You know you’re thinking “oh FUCK – I am already living the dream, all I need is some more CASH in my pocket and I will be set yo!” Well, alright then, Chumley, we got just the thing to satisfy that craving. This ain’t no bitch-ass, tiny-dick, “bet $100 and win $125” bullshit parlay – this honkey is a motherfucking BIG DOG parlay. Fucking small bills to win BIG bills playa!
But that ain't it playa, not by a long shot big dog! We know you are skeptical, hell, we would be too so we are doing the same thing we did last year! We are giving away the ENTIRE Season FREE just for buying this parlay! This is not a joke, it is real shit so listen good! Again, you will get the ENTIRE MLB SEASONjust for buying this parlay!
We know you are wondering "how are you gonna make cash by selling our ENTIRE Baseball season for $25?" Easy shit, we play our plays bro! We ain't worried about that! Wait until you cash out on this parlay!
We only play (+) moneylines and when you see exactly what that means for your bankroll, you will shit your pants! You are gonna get so much ass this season! We are talking crazy, boy-band, Justin Bieber type ass son!
Ok, so why are we offering this shit to you? Because you bet on sports and you probably suck at it, that's why! It ain't something to be ashamed of playa! Your family and friends most likely make fun of you for it too. Maybe not to your face but definitely behind your back. We don't want people making fun of you even if you deserve it, so fuck them bro, they won't be laughing this baseball season! Unless you take their monkey asses to a comedy club or some shit. Let me ask you this, who is going to be buying drinks for you whole crew tomorrow night, like a boss? You, you dumbass! You know how your silly ass gets when you have a pocket full of money! Don't front.
So what the shit do you have to do to get this BIGASS, awesome Opening Day parlay plus the full baseball season of plays that will bring a boatload of cash into your possession?
EASY SHIT. CHECK IT.
STEP ONE: Be smart enough to realize that you NEED this shit! Say it out loud if you have to, "I NEED THIS SHIT!"
STEP TWO: Click the link that says, "CLICK HERE TO GET THIS PARLAY" below! It is a bright red link kid. Use your head. It is not hard to find!
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