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[h=1]Pissed-off passenger urinates on fellow flier[/h] <time itemprop="datePublished" pubdate="" datetime="2016-02-10T11:24-05:00">Published February 10, 2016</time>New York Post


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FILE: An Air Mediterranee flight arrives in Mogadishu, February 17, 2015. (REUTERS)


A pissed-off passenger who was not allowed to smoke or drink alcohol aboard a Paris-bound plane took out his frustrations on a fellow flier by urinating on him.
The mile-high waterworks forced the Air Meditarranee flight from Algiers to divert to Lyon when flight attendants pinned the shirtless goon after a free-for-all, the MailOnline reported.
Another man involved in the melee also was removed from the Airbus A321 at Lyon, where the charter flight was delayed for about three hours.
The airline, based in Toulouse, uses Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris as its hub for domestic flights and international routes to the Canary Islands, Greece and Lebanon, among other destinations.
The pee-brain isn’t the first flier to relieve himself outside of an airplane bathroom.
In September, a man was arrested at Portland International Airport in Oregon after he allegedly urinated on fellow passengers on a JetBlue flight from Alaska.
The 27-year-old man, who had been sleeping for most of the flight, stood up and began peeing through the space between the seats in front of him.
In 2011, French actor Gerard Depardieu was ejected from a CityJet flight from Paris to Dublin after he wet the aisle while the plane was taxiing to a runway.
He fumed that he needed to use the toilet, but was told he would have to wait until the plane was airborne.
 

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Amorous couple's ride on the High Roller ends with felony arrest




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By David Ferrara
Las Vegas ***************


The High Roller Club grew by two on the afternoon of Feb. 5, when a security officer noticed the only passengers in Cabin 16, a man and woman, smoking and undressing.
"The guests in Cabin 17 didn't seem to notice, but the guests in Cabin 15 not only noticed but were video recording the acts" with their cell phones, according to court documents.
Surveillance video — not yet made public — also caught the action on the Caesars Entertainment attraction at the center-Strip Linq.
Security officers used the intercom to tell the amorous couple to "please put all cigarettes out and put all clothes back on."
They stopped, briefly sat down, but then went back at it. They refused a second request to end the tryst.
That's when the Las Vegas police were called.
The 550-foot-diameter wheel with its 28 cabins each big enough to hold 40 people didn't stop rolling — it's continual motion. At the end of the 30-minute ride the fully clothed tourists, Chloe Scordianos, 21, of Hicksville, NY, and Philip Frank Panzica III, 27, of Houston, Texas, were pulled from the giant glass ball and charged with committing sex acts in public, a felony.
The criminal complaint alleges extensive nudity and cunnilingus on the world's tallest observation wheel, which is billed as "The Happiest Half Hour in Vegas!"
"They both said they were just having a good time and didn't think anyone would notice," the arresting officers wrote in their report.
Police watched the video and "clearly saw Scordianos laying on her back in the center of the cabin. Panzica was on his knees over Scordianos and removed her dress. He also removed his clothes while standing up, exposing his penis and bare buttocks, allowing anyone in public to see."
It wasn't the first time people were spotted having sex in the all-glass cabins of the High Roller, which opened in 2014, the report stated. Linq managers told Metro that public indecency is happening more and more, "which they fear will impact the reputation and business operations."
VitalVegas.com even offers "11 Vital Tips for Having Sex on the High Roller," which include "bring a blanket," "use the cover of darkness," "tip a ride attendant," "be prepared for some awkward," and "be fearless."
Metro could not immediately provide statistics about the frequency of arrests at the High Roller, and a Caesars spokeswoman did not respond to requests for comment.
Scordianos and Panzica were booked in the Clark County Detention Center and later posted $3,000 bail. They were arraigned in Las Vegas Justice Court on Tuesday, and are expected back in court next month.
It's unclear how or where the two met. Friday was Scordianos' 21st birthday.
"Ms. Scordianos denies the allegations that this was a public sex act," said her lawyer, Chris Rasmussen. "People who ride the Linq believe they have an expectation of privacy in the individual cars."


This guy was murdered the other day.
 
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Mesa police arrested a football player from Red Mountain High School on Saturday after reports that he had exposed himself in a football team picture published in the school yearbook. Wochit



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Mesa police arrested a football player from Red Mountain High School on Saturday after reports that he had exposed himself in a football team picture published in the school yearbook.
According to police, Hunter Osborn, 19, said he was dared by a teammate to expose his penis when the team photo was taken in the school bleachers. That same team photo was put into the yearbook and team program.
RELATED: Arrested Mesa football player gets support on social media
The yearbook, which included the football team picture, was distributed before school officials were aware of the incident. The program had been sold at football games, authorities said.
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Osborn was 18 at the time of the picture. He faces 69 counts of indecent exposure, based on the students and staff who were present when the photograph was taken, and one count of furnishing harmful items to minors, according to Mesa Police Department spokesman Steve Berry. He said the investigation is ongoing.
MONTINI: Is Mesa student's indecent photo stunt being overexposed by overreaction?
In a statement issued late Monday, Mesa Public Schools spokeswoman Helen Hollands said, "the district is dismayed by the actions of the students involved in the photograph. Their behavior does not reflect the values of Red Mountain High School or Mesa Public Schools."
Hollands said the yearbook has been recalled so the school can make the necessary edits to the picture.


 
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</figure>When your wife catches you blowing a dude on a boat off a Florida nude beach, the correct response is to immediately apologize, and, once the situation has cooled, have a frank, open conversation about sexuality. Not recommended: throwing her off of the back of your jet ski and leaving her for dead.

Michael Doster was arrested for domestic battery in Passage Key, Florida after his wife Pamela discovered him in an intimate moment with another man on a boat near the popular nude beach (he and the man were allegedly performing oral sex on each other, the Daily Mail reports). The couple allegedly began arguing whilst atop a Sea-Doo, and Doster threw his wife off the vehicle four separate times. Pamela Doster refused to re-board after hitting her head on the final toss, so her husband left her on a sandbar. Both Dosters were drunk.
Michael called 911 when he returned to shore, and Pamela was found bruised and battered on the sandbar wearing only a life vest. After several days in the hospital, she died. Local law enforcement named Michael as a suspect in the investigation into her death. Manatee County Sheriff's Office spokesman Randy Warren told NBC:
"This takes our case to a different level. We need to know exactly what happened. We can say that Michael Doster is a suspect."
Law enforcement officials are now searching for the recipient of Doster's blowie, as "he may be able to give us some good information as to exactly what occurred."

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