Todd
This is Lee Corso.
Don't be offended by my buddy Jimmy. He is a good guy. He just has some issues he is dealing with, and since a few of those issues are linked directly to a few of the local Boston priests, well, he only has me to talk to.
Why, just yesterday, i was sitting in the parlor, sipping a warm brandy, and smoking a Romeo & Julliet when out of nowhere, Jimmy lifts up his square little head, and says, "Uncle Lee, will i ever be a manly man?"
Needless to say, i was taken aback by this disruption, as Little Jimmy hadn't questioned his masculinity since the locals beat him senseless for mowing my lawn in his briefs and sandals.
So, i pat Jimmy on the head and says to him "Now, now, little Jimmy, there is no one defining measure of a man, it's all relative, now, if you feel strongly about it, i can take you to Father Ryan, and see what he has to say."
Well, little Jimmy just quietly put his head back down, and i was able to finish my nice, warm brandy in almost perfect silence for at least 3 minutes.
So, you see Todd, Jimmy just gets excited, and likes to be a "man" now and then, when it's safe of course. So, just say hello to Jimmy, and enjoy your stay here at The Rx. As long as you don't get fooled by his little "lobster" innuendo, you will be fine.
Welcome to the Rx Todd!
Lee (butternutts) Corso