Hey all-Happy Sunday to you

[whalewager]

deez nuts

 

[Buster]

>
> Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar
> around 9:58 PM.
>
> He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
> The
>
> 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story
> of a
>
> man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
>
> The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'
>
> Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'
>
> The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.' Bob placed a $20
> bill on
>
> the bar and said, 'You're on!'
>
> Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the
> ledge did
>
> a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde
> was very
>
> upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's
> fair. Here's
>
> your money.'
>
> Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on
> the 5 PM
>
> news and so I knew he would jump.'
>
> The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it
> again.'
>
> Bob took the money...

 

[whalewager]

u notice the mods havent caught this buster...lamont time

 

[Buster]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usualdumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting, 'I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!' The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, 'You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee.'


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[steaktartar]

hahaha

 

[whalewager]

stupid barman

 

[Buster]

the little amputee lost his fight last night...

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[whalewager]

little retarded fucker

 

[whalewager]

 

[Buster]

couldn't even get gloves for his stumps...

 

[whalewager]

shoulda tied some razor blades to them and got medieval

 

[Buster]

or chinese stars...

 

[whalewager]

i would surgically implant some little switchblades.

 

[Buster]

or shove my stumps up a wolves puzzy and get it near his nose and he'll pass out...

 

[whalewager]

 

[barman]

stupid barman

:bong:

 

[NES]

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