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Kev

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There's three things about women that are for sure.

They dont have a penis

They don't have an adams apple

They don't have a sense of humor

I was gonna say they dont stand while they pee, but i've actually seen one do it!
 
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There's three things about women that are for sure.

They dont have a penis

They don't have an adams apple

They don't have a sense of humor

I was gonna say they dont stand while they pee, but i've actually seen one do it!

ain't that the truth
 

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Why don't you do the opposite. Tell her you are never going to marry her and surprise her with a ring.

You can hang on to an engagement for a few more years before she breaks up with you.
 

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No good can come out of this, trust me on this.
 

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i say you call her into a room and tell her your unhappy with the relationship, over the past few months have come to terms that there is no long term future for you two and that you have found someone else that makes you happy. Then when she gets all emotional, you say april fools and ask her to marry you
 

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this sounds like the worst idea. You cannot make a practical joke out of a proposal.
 

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Ask her for a threesome with her hotest friend if she gets mad say April Fools if not thank me later and post pictures in the rubberrooom.
 

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Like someone said, pretend your interested in another ring. Get a buddy to make a craigslist ad for a championship team ring or something. It would be difficult but a very good prank. You would want to start it like six weeks or so before your actual going to ask her. The best pranks cover little details that the target has to discover for themselves.
Anyway you could do it, your biggest hang up would be coming up with a reason for having it in your budget so long ago.
The end result would be blind siding her with an engagement in front of both of your families. I asked my wife in front of everyone, and everyone was crying except for me and my sister(that bitch).
 

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