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I'm dating this girl who's going to be playing on my hometown's new all-girl roller derby team. If you haven't been paying attention, these roller girl leagues are a big deal now and every decent sized city has a league. I wrote an article not long ago on the trend which you can read here:

http://www.prophetsplace.com<wbr>/rollergirls.shtml

All of the players have funny nicknames they put on the back on their jerseys--like "He Hate Me" but funnier. For example, one girl I know who plays in a league in Los Angeles is named Eva and she goes by the name "Eva Destruction". I've been assigned the task of coming up with a nickname for this girl and I'm stumped. I thought I'd turn to the quick witted folks on this forum for help.

Her name is Jillian, and a nickname using the permutation "Jill" is also acceptable. I call her Jilly, as an homage to longtime Sinatra confidant/bodyguard Jilly Rizzo, and that name would also work. Fortunately she's not as portly as Sinatra's crony.

If you contribute a winning nickname you'll get a small prize of some sort, along with the satisfaction of helping your fellow man while promoting the growth of roller derby in the deep south.

The only real stipulation on the name is that it can't be used by another roller derby player nationwide. I'm not sure if there's a site like boxrec.com for roller girls, but I'll check.

She came up with the nickname "Morning After Jill" but unfortunately another roller girl (in Denver IIRC) had beat her to it.

Thanks in advance for your input...
 

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JIGGLIAN. (if she has big boobs)


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JIGGLIAN. (if she has big boobs)



Good suggestion, but she's a perky b-cup and has the body of a ballet dancer. She couldn't jiggle if she tried....

But since I appreciate "fine art" I have saved the picture you posted to my (aptly named) hard drive
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A picture would help us more easily decide on a name (preferably naked)

I don't think I have one on my laptop....naked or clothed. At the risk of having my woman stalked by RXers I'll see if I can track one down :)

Give me a few minutes and I'll think of a celebrity she looks like....
 

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I'm bumping this back up--while I appreciate the suggestions so far you guys collectively can do better than this. Coming up with witty nicknames for people is what you smart asses live for--don't drop the ball just because you've got an opportunity to be helpful with your smart alecked remarks ; )
 

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I'm sure if you posted the video we could come up with a million nicknames for her.
 

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I'm sure if you posted the video we could come up with a million nicknames for her.

And if I did *that* once she found out that I posted a sex vid of her to the Internet, and much less in a sports gambling forum I wouldn't be gettin' any in the future.

Great avatar pic BTW...
 

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twoevils.org/rollergirls

In case you didn't know that is the national registry of roller derby names.

Jill Bait is available, as is my second choice "Jagged Little Jill".
 

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