Help Am I Going To Die

[G.MONEY]

Win...How many PINTS have you had tonight? I have never ever seen you type like this?

 

[LEYKIS101]

Win...How many PINTS have you had tonight? I have never ever seen you type like this?

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Join Date: Sep 2004
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[JimmyHoffa]

I've alerted Scotland Yard.

 

[bill2266]

glad that your ok

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Just arrived back in the wonderful Emerald Isle. I'm here for my Grandparents 60th - what's up with all this sunshine ???

I'm glad you didnt die btw.

 

[FairWarning]

Ted,
using emergency ward pc, +8 hrs, thanks for your concern. fuck these doctores they keep singong he swallowed a fly to catch a you knoe the somg.
tests show fly was carrynf noxouscgases and a neuw striin of DONMINUTSAGIN a rear virusd which only afects sports brttors. the symptomns are comntinul bleeding from off-shore acvcouvts and an inbability to bet winners.

Pleae look out as itsd very contagiouis :drink:

What the Hell language is this, the Kings English or what?

 

[Kev]

Ive been infected by this virus a few times as well.

The way you get rid of it permanently is pour rubbing alcohol in your urethra using one of those funnels that the average joe would use to add oil to a car engine. Once done, wrap a big ol' band aid around it and drink a ton of spicy v8 and you'll be fine.

 

[winbet]

Just like to thank everyone for their concerns. The Docs have given me the all clear but said I might have a Frog in My Throat for a Week, which is a bit unusual seen as I swallowed a Fly. They also gave me these Chalk Tablets and said there might be side effects, but up to now the only thing I feel different is a longing to Bet Big Favourites.

Maybe the books are paying Pharmacutical Companies to dose the Public with a Favourite Lean. I personally am fighting this Shit and will not take a Heavy Chalk Price, which the books tell all the Old Age Pensioners is the way to go. I will try to put forward a "dont be a dope" thread in the near Future.:drink:

 

[goodcall]

Just like to thank everyone for their concerns. The Docs have given me the all clear but said I might have a Frog in My Throat for a Week, which is a bit unusual seen as I swallowed a Fly. They also gave me these Chalk Tablets and said there might be side effects, but up to now the only thing I feel different is a longing to Bet Big Favourites.

Maybe the books are paying Pharmacutical Companies to dose the Public with a Favourite Lean. I personally am fighting this Shit and will not take a Heavy Chalk Price, which the books tell all the Old Age Pensioners is the way to go. I will try to put forward a "dont be a dope" thread in the near Future.:drink:

:lolBIG:

get well soon:toast:

 

[G.MONEY]

I can only hope it is not Omniverous FRog....Because that would be more than any Human could Handle..........G