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Depp and his pirates should walk the plank

Johnny Depp has admitted he signed up for this film before he read the screenplay. This does not surprise me, especially as Disney offered him $55.5million to make it.

If he had read the script, the most honourable response would have been to throw himself into the mouth of a great white shark and do us all a favour.

No sparks: There is no chemistry between Depp and Penelope Cruz even though they play former lovers

 

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Disappointing: Penelope Cruz looks feisty and Spanish and evidently thinks this is enough

 

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Cheesy: The sub-plot between Sam Claflin and Astrid Berges-Frisbey is an excuse for more cod-awful acting

 

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Britney Spears gets her sparkle back in a dazzling new shoot for Harper's Bazaar

 

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Shining star: Britney dazzles as she poses for a fun shot in a floaty dress

 

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Pure by Lightning Seeds

 

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A Flock of Seagulls - The more you live the more you love

 

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The bolder the better: Cheryl Cole steps out in more bright colours as she leaves Cannes

 

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Creedence Clearwater Revival - Have you ever seen the rain?

 

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Nicola Roberts ( like Cheryl Cole, she is in the band 'Girls aloud'

Nicola Roberts leaves the Koko club in Camden, North London, today after filming a performance for Koko Pop

 

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Eye-catching: Her performance on Koko Pop

 

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Nicole! Scherzinger strips down to leather bikini for Killer Love photoshoot ( her solo album)

 

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Modest star: When she's not performing or on a shoot, Nicole dresses down - as seen here at JFK airport in New York City - where she flew into yesterday

 

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Girls Aloud ( Cheryl Cole's band)

Girls Aloud (L-R - Sarah Harding, Nadine Coyle, Kimberley Walsh, Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts)

 

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Cheryl