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[wilbur]

I do. And I also know what you are.

What are I?

 

[Dr.Love]

The bible is fiction, nothing in it ever happened.

Jesus never walked the earth? Oh really?

 

[Dr.Love]

What are I?

You know what you am.

 

[wilbur]

You know what you am.

I am a hard working mother fucker that would put you down in a hurry!

That's what I am!

 

[Dr.Love]

I am a hard working mother fucker that would put you down in a hurry!

That's what I am!

Damn! That's sounds intimidating.

Good for you, old man.

 

[festeringZit]

The bible is fiction, nothing in it ever happened.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_artifacts_in_biblical_archaeology

 

[Dr.Love]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_artifacts_in_biblical_archaeology

But it never happened. That's what I heard from the old man.

 

[bigbet1234]

Do you really know what I mean?

You changed from the old Wilbur. Shame

 

[cybersharp]

We need to get back on track here....and let Bengals explain further: Just HOW good is
"this guy" at math?

What's his best operation? Addition or multiplication?

Algebra, Geometry or Trigonometry?

Which applications of Calculus?

Triangle theorems? Congruency?

Did he develop the Pythagorean Theorem or simply develop its many proofs?

...And, of course, we'd like to know just HOW this math wiz applies his math acumen
to gambling probabilities, specifically those involving playing BlackJack.

Maybe WE could PAY him large sums of money to pass on these skills, so that we can
ALL get as filthy rich as he is!

Thank God, I think my ship has come in! cheersgif

Bengals, PM me! (oops, he probably will)

 

[Willie99]

I thought I've seen just about everything. Then all of a sudden, in a thread started about Bengals after he presumably watched Rainman, we start a debate about the Bible

Fuck you Donald Trump

 

[bengals34]

Last night was my 17th day and went to 3 different casinos and won 300. I now have won 2800, with no losses. Sometimes I win four hands in a row. I have only gotten down to 400, and then worked my way back up to 1100 and then I am out. I am getting
all these free room offers and food comps. This is working out greet.

 

[NorthernStar]

Two weeks after xmas, I got laid off. That same week I won 1,000 parley. I came up with a great idea. Go to Atlantic city casinos and play blackjack with the 1,000. Play 25 a hand and get up after winning 100 dollars. Then go to one more casino and do the same thing. I go down 4 days a week, win my 200 and come home. I have not lost yet. I actually ran into a guy at Resorts, that does the same thing. This guy is great at math. You have about 13% chance of losing your 1,000 before winning a 100. This guy has done it for 5 years, and has lost about 25 times. He was saying you can make 50,000 easy. So far it is working for me.

How do they keep the lights on in the casinos if all you need is a $1,000 and you can walk away with $200. Must not be very many people with $1,000 is the only thing I can think of.

 

[bengals34]

Most people will win at blackjack, but won"t walk away. They want to hit it big, 1,000 or more. Well that"s not going to happen. Take little bites and learn to walk.Try it. Even if you just want to win 50, then get up and walk away.

 

[bigbet1234]

I hope you’re just trolling. But you apparently are a bengals fan. So, you’re probably serious.

 

[festeringZit]

Most people will win at blackjack, but won"t walk away. They want to hit it big, 1,000 or more. Well that"s not going to happen. Take little bites and learn to walk.Try it. Even if you just want to win 50, then get up and walk away.

"Get up and walk away"

But then you come back the next day. How does the black jack deck know that you took a break and walked away for a few hours?

Dumb fuck. You act like walking away for a few hours/days causes the odds to change so that when you come back you can win again.

 

[azbob]

I'm glad this is finally out in the open. I live in Las Vegas and a guy I ran into told me that they have been getting killed by this system for years. Finally it was noticed by the shareholders so the casinos had to do something about it in 2020. They decided to buy a virus from a big Chinese Baccarat player and sprinkled it at the dessert station of every buffet in town. When LV closed, it gave them six months to plan a strategy against this can't miss system. In that time, since they are great at math, they noticed they made $14 billion dollars the previous year so they said, "Who cares?"

 

[pathologist]

Most people will win at blackjack, but won"t walk away. They want to hit it big, 1,000 or more. Well that"s not going to happen. Take little bites and learn to walk.Try it. Even if you just want to win 50, then get up and walk away.

Holy Jesus

 

[Dr.Love]

Now, all of a sudden COVID isn't a thing and you're in a casino playing blackjack? COVID isn't real now that Biden got elected or what?

Free $200 a day in the casino >>> the Covids.

Easy choice. Take the free money.

 

[IMISREMEMBER]

Wait a second, aren't you the asshole that came in here from March to June whining on a daily basis COVID would kill us all? Are you the same asshole that complained your parents would die from this deadly disease? And aren't you the same asshole that wanted to meet me in a NJ mall parking lot to fight me over the COVID discussion bullshit?

Now, all of a sudden COVID isn't a thing and you're in a casino playing blackjack? COVID isn't real now that Biden got elected or what?

Fuck you.

lol I remember this shit hilarious busted like your story bengals34 attention thread whore

 

[Mr_Mark]

Sounds like a plan. I am going to triple these amounts and make 100k a year. imp: