Hello English friends. I just coming back from fun trip to the Las Vegas!

[BoratSagdiyev]

This was best party for batchelor ever. Too much womans. I have been to Vegas many of times but this time oh my gosh. The pool area at Hard Rock Hotel and Casino is like nothing I see before. The "Ghost Bar" at the Palms have glass on the floor many levels up and you look down and it is soo scary if you are afraid of the heights. I go to this kickboxing fight thing called K1. Who shows up, it is Mohammed Ali. Everyone goes crazy "Ali Ali Ali Ali" and then Mike Tyson came there too at the Bellagio. What good times. Does anyone have any questions about my trip?

 

[djking]

"Does anyone have any questions about my trip?"

Did you pitch a tent?

 

[TheGeneral+]

Welcome back Borat.

Did you visit the highway that Fishhead talks so much about?

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

What highway General. I visit it probably. I pitch many tent djking. And to the stripper who leave the shoe in the hotel too bad. I have shoe now! It is funny because it is high heel and in the back she put spray paint saying "lost". I think other one say "soul".The funny thing is that now it really is lost.So next time you go to crazyhorse look for girl who only have left shoe.

Borat lets his tie out a little and
enjoys an ice cream.

[This message was edited by Borat Sagdiyev on May 05, 2004 at 09:55 AM.]

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

Tiger is this you and you'r friends? Sorry I did not have time to see you my little friend.

 

[TheGeneral+]

I believe it to be Boulder highway Borat.

 

[~Falco~]

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable???


Throw a white tiger on top of it.

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

What's on that highway General?

 

[TheGeneral+]

Nice young ladies I believe Borat. Ones that mom would be proud of. Working girls.

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

With body like this one General I don't need to go out and find the womans. The womans coming and finding me!

Is it ok to have oral gratification and not to use protective rubber membrane?

 

[NickyDeuces]

Borat, Much happen since you been gone, good news and bad news. The good news - the man call Igor left Kazakhstan to drive cab in N.Y.City. So you now Kazakhstan's fifth most famous man. The bad news - he left town riding your beloved donkey.

(By the pic, it look men like you very good too. Increase odds of getting date no?)

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

Thanks to you Mr vegassportspics. Are you from the Vegas? If you are I have it the question for you. Do hotels/casinos like the Hard Rock pay/allow strippers/escorts to swim/lie in their pool areas? I have never seen anything like it my my life.

 

[NickyDeuces]

Borat, just kidding around. You are a good sport. Good luck with the Ladies!

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by vegassportspics:
Borat, just kidding around. You are a good sport. Good luck with the Ladies!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

This my friend vegassportspics
is insult. YOu cannot say somethings like this and they just say you are sorry and think that everything is ok!
Bend over and make it up to me.

 

[NickyDeuces]

I didn't say I was sorry. As for the bend over stuff, may be your cup of tea. Not mine.

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

Listen to me my friend . You insult me you insult my family and now you say "just kidding"? Bend over is cup of tea for everyone. Why you are so mad?

 

[NickyDeuces]

I say you fifth most famous man. Not an insult.

 

[TheGeneral+]

It will be fine Borat. Did you forget your... >

today?

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

What is best way for me to break into the business? I mean Las Vegas sportsbook business?