<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bigbet1234:
we actually think we are going to get paid from Panam!!
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Yeah, I don't think any of us can compete with a guarantee by "the owners". LMFAO <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
The start of Borat's Guide To America sees Kazakhstan's 6th most famous person try and find an American girl to marry. His first stop is with the lovely Jenny Noel from Great Expectations Dating Agency. He explains to Jenny how he will offer a future American wife a good life, but if the lady cheats on him he will "crush her".
Borat's next stop is to visit Dating School and people skills guru Sharlene Talbot. It would appear that Borat's tolerance of any girl's cheating has not gone down at all since his chat with Jenny. However, Borat is keen to get on to the subject of how to persuade his date into having "sexy intercourse".
Sorry, but before I will post up my humor with a new place like this, you will have to bond Courtney Cox up for me, with an oversight organization in charge of distribution should I happen to win.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by THE SHRINK:
Whoever makes the funniest post in this thread will win a date with Courtney Cox!!!
The owners have guaranteed this...
THE SHRINK<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Courtney has owners? Who knew... will Marty Jensen be the chaperone or can I just take her wherever and get her lit and undressed?