[h=3]FROM THE STATUE OF LIBERTY TO MELANIA'S COPY CAT SPEECH... CLINTON AND TRUMP'S ZINGERS[/h]Trump
'Some people think this would be tough for me, but the truth is I'm actually a modest person. Very modest. Many people tell me that modesty is perhaps my best quality, even better than my temperament.
'Tonight's event, or as I call it, a small, intimate dinner with some friends. Or, as Hillary calls it, her largest crowd of the season.'
'Last night, I called Hillary a "nasty woman"This stuff is all relative. After listening to Hillary rattle on and on, I don't think so badly of Rosie O'Donnell anymore. In fact, I'm actually starting to like Rosie a lot.'
'We have proven that we can actually be civil to each other. In fact, just before taking the dias, Hillary accidentally bumped into me and she, very civilly, said: "Pardon me." And I, very politely, said: "Let me talk to you about that after I get into office."
'Michelle Obama made a speech and everyone loves it, it's fantastic. My wife, Melania, gives the exact same speech. And people get on her case. And I don't get it. I don't know why. And it wasn't her fault. Stand up, Melania, come on.'
Clinton
'This is such a special event that I took a break from my rigorous nap schedule to be here.'
'Mortal enemies, bitter foes, I've gotta ask, how did you get the governor and the mayor here together?'
'people look at the Statue of Liberty and they see a proud symbol of our history as a nation of immigrants, a beacon of hope for people around the world. Donald looks at the Statue of Liberty and sees a four. Maybe a five if she removes the torch and tablet and changes her hair.'
'Donald wanted me drug tested before last night's debate. I am so flattered that Donald thought I used some sort of performance enhancer. Now actually, I did. It's called preparation.'
‘And you know because this is a friendly dinner for such a great cause, Donald, if at any time you don't like what I'm saying, feel free to stand up and shout “wrong” while I'm talking. You know, come to think of it, it’s amazing I'm up here after Donald. I didn’t think he'd be OK with a peaceful transition of power.