Having Sex on the highway is Legal

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BERLIN (Reuters) - Having sex while driving down a highway at 60 miles per hour is not an offence in Germany. But if you hit something, make sure you don't run off.

A Cologne court fined a man who admitted he was having sex with a blonde hitchhiker sitting astride him when he drove his car into a road sign. But only because he fled the scene of the accident with his naked accomplice.

"The man was convicted of hit-and-run and sentenced to a fine of 600 euros," court spokesman Juergen Mannebeck said on Tuesday. "It's hard to believe but in fact no law was broken with the intercourse on the motorway. It's a situation lawmakers never thought about."

The 23-year-old man, who was tracked down through the car's registration, was also ordered to pay 400 euros to repair the sign. He did not know the name of the woman who left her clothes behind in the car.
 

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I had a 1982 Buick Riviera that was perfect for driving sex. Seat reclined back and the wheel tilted up. The key is to pay attention to the road, not the other driver in your lap. Anything over 70mph is dangerous.
 
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> He did not know the name of the woman who left her clothes behind in the car. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Must not have been that good. But then again maybe he was worried about his ole lady finding out.
 

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Sex on the highway...
Oh, a car. Good idea! Eliminates getting gravel in your butt.
 
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Yeah man, and all those people flickin cigarette butts out the window at you, and birds poopin on you, and turtles snapping at your goods, and snakes going where snakes don't belong.

Man, the car is the answer..I am moving to Berlin!
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dammit uncle!
I don't want to see you ass in a car in Germany...

Let me know when you move away.. then I will move there
 

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