Shit myself before a highschool baseball game. Was taking some medicine that caused diharrea, and was in the middle of like 5 giant fields... Was sprinting to back to the school, but most doors were locked and then I just started going. Amazingly, only the coach found out... Would have been brutal goin through HS as the kid who shit his pants.
i was in i think 3rd grade. we were in gym class sitting on the hardwood taking attendance. i was squirming like a fish outta water trying to hold it so i could ask to be excused, but couldnt hold it. i mean, i SHAT, beyond shat and it was loud as hell. After that, I asked to go to the restroom, i got there and I had quite the mess. i cleaned it as best as i could. came back and said i was sick, asked to go home, fucking gym teacher wouldnt let me.
he let me sit out, but we were outside and it was 90+, my ass was stankin. I had to sit through 2 hours of shit in my pants before i got home. man, that was brutal....think i am still mentally scarred. lol. i went to a 80% all black school too, man, they had a good time with me. lol
Cant believe i just shared that. lol
he let me sit out, but we were outside and it was 90+, my ass was stankin. I had to sit through 2 hours of shit in my pants before i got home. man, that was brutal....think i am still mentally scarred. lol. i went to a 80% all black school too, man, they had a good time with me. lol
Cant believe i just shared that. lol
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One time I had a persistent cough so I took cough medicine. One of the side effects of the cough medicine was a loose stool.
So I had to go to take a piss. Somehow the muscles for holding back a shit are related to the muscles for holding back a piss. It's hard to let a piss go and hold in a shit.
So when a person has to cough it's also related to holding in a shit. Well the cough medicine wasn't doing it's full job so I had to cough. Imagine pissing, holding in a loose shit and having to cough all at the same time. Well I coughed and I sharted at the same time.
I grabbed a bunch of paper towels and put some liquid soap on them with water and went into the stall. I cleaned up my pants but they were still wet. I was able to walk back to my desk without anyone seeing my pants wet in the back. Good thing no one walked in to the bathroom before I could wash up.
So I had to go to take a piss. Somehow the muscles for holding back a shit are related to the muscles for holding back a piss. It's hard to let a piss go and hold in a shit.
So when a person has to cough it's also related to holding in a shit. Well the cough medicine wasn't doing it's full job so I had to cough. Imagine pissing, holding in a loose shit and having to cough all at the same time. Well I coughed and I sharted at the same time.
I grabbed a bunch of paper towels and put some liquid soap on them with water and went into the stall. I cleaned up my pants but they were still wet. I was able to walk back to my desk without anyone seeing my pants wet in the back. Good thing no one walked in to the bathroom before I could wash up.
