i was in a bar once, laughing with friends and having a good time on the patio.
From outside the patio this girl with a weird smile motions me to come over.
(I had never seen her before in my life.)
I did.
With an evil grin that I will never forget she punches me in the mouth and blood spurts everywhere.
Her punch didnt hurt that much but it got me square in the mouth and I then bit down on my
lower lip for the blood.
On a good note, a girl that saw the whole thing was very sympathetic to my plight and ended up
giving me a random act of kindness on my pecker.