HALLOWEEN JOKE

[THE SHRINK]

Late one dark and rainy night a man was walking home alone when he hears a.......

BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP... behind him.

Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him

BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...
faster...
faster...

BUMP...
BUMP....
BUMP.

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...

clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on the heels of the terrified man....

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.

The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ...

his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of ROBITUSSIN.

Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition, and...

the coffin stops.

 

[Fishhead]

That was not one of your best sir.

 

[Dante]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

huh?

 

[Fishhead]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dante:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

huh?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I bet you really dont get the punch line buddy.

 

[Dante]

strutt your right thats why I posted (huh?) I do not get it, I guess im not as "COOL" as you strutt because you get it

 

[THE SHRINK]

Dante,

You obviously don't know much about The South, lol

 

[Jazz]

Dante, come on - Robitussin is a cough syrup, so you see why now the 'coffin' stopped??

 

[Dante]

thanks JAZZ

I get it now

 

[TheGeneral+]

Because he didn't have any guts.

 

[Fishhead]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dante:
thanks JAZZ

I get it now<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dante your killing me.

General- Good one, I will tell the kids that one.

 

[BetBHB.com+]

lol.......ok...now i got it...."the coffin stops".

 

[Dante]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BetBHB.com:
lol.......ok...now i got it...."the coffin stops".<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Strutt!!!

im not the only one

 

[IntuitionBET]

A skeleton walks into a bar...looks around and then walks up to the bar and sits on a barstool.
The bartender terrified but curious asks him:

What will it be skeleton?

The skeleton looks around again and says "I'll have a cold beer and a mop!"

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The next night two(2) skeletons walk into the same bar. The bartender still a bit nervous but even more curious asks them "what will it be tonight skeletons?

The skeletons look at each other and appear to smile and one of them turns to the bartender and says " we'll have one tall cold beer and a BUCKET!"