Hahaha just a funny story to share

[JakeT.]

My buddy had a dream last night and managed to punch himself in the eye somehow. Woke up today with a massive black eye that he gave himself while he was sleeping. He's a big dude, ex Marine, MMA fighter, so he probably socked himself pretty solid. Anyway, I've never heard of anyone doing that and it's cracking me up. Sorry bastard.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

This has rubber room written all over it... Good Luck Jake

 

[RobFunk]

That's funny.

Big ass dude I used to know grit his teeth so hard during some rediculous bench like 300 something he actually chipped one of his front teeth in the middle of a rep.

"With great power comes great responsibility!" lol

 

[steaktartar]

My buddy had a dream last night and managed to punch himself in the eye somehow. Woke up today with a massive black eye that he gave himself while he was sleeping. He's a big dude, ex Marine, MMA fighter, so he probably socked himself pretty solid. Anyway, I've never heard of anyone doing that and it's cracking me up. Sorry bastard.

you're lucky he wasnt dreamig about jerking off he would have pulled the hair out of the back of your head.......how was that CPH?

 

[MikeB]

Good thing that you get paid "per post"......you are competing with somebody else on this board now..........



C'mon Jake, we are not asking for your "A" game, but at least bring your "C" game here.

 

[JakeT.]

Good thing that you get paid "per post"......you are competing with somebody else on this board now..........



C'mon Jake, we are not asking for your "A" game, but at least bring your "C" game here.

You'd think it was hilarious if steak tartar pulled off the feat of black eying himself in his sleep.

 

[onemwtheone]

Hmm. I suppose it's possible, but this sounds fishy to me. When dreaming your muscles are supposed to be immobile (so you don't act out your dreams and hurt yourself). It's also why so many people claim to have been abducted by aliens, unable to move as they were examined.

Jeez, I'm sounding like Cliff Clavin.

 

[JakeT.]

Hmm. I suppose it's possible, but this sounds fishy to me. When dreaming your muscles are supposed to be immobile (so you don't act out your dreams and hurt yourself). It's also why so many people claim to have been abducted by aliens, unable to move as they were examined.

Jeez, I'm sounding like Cliff Clavin.

Would not believe it if my roommate Lauren who is dating him had not seen it first hand.