RE Ms. Mendes, I would be on it like a hobo on a ham sandwich -- but unless she's got some special talent in bed or is obscenely rich, it would be pretty much a short-termer.
Gina Gershon? Got one word and one sound for you. The word is
Bound. The sound is -- well, actually I don't know how to spell the word that would describe the sound of a quart of semen sloshing around in my boxers, so I can't really tell you. But if you haven't seen
Bound you are really missing a Gina Gershon treat.
Phaedrus