Guys, I purchased a stripper`s panties tonight

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EL BANDITO
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Last week I had a shitty ordeal whiffing some friend of my girl`s pantys. After blowing it off all week I decided I would try again. Yes I get laid and yes I am a pervert so save the insults. I have just found myself recently craving the scent of some strange pussy more than ever.

I made up my mind I would go to this local strip club, pick out the hottest dancer, and leave with her underwear regardless of the price. I did budget my window between $40-$200,. I also figured I`d spend 40-100 surviving until I scored them. Once I had my prey I wanted to make sure she spent a good hour or to in them so that they would be extra sweet.

Well I put on a good clean pair of pants as to not taint the smell after I scored the goods. And I put in my pocket a new gladdies bag like the ones you guys get your weed in, to preserve the aroma. Took a shower and left for the hunt. Now I have gone to these clubs before and even scored some real pussy. I have even taken two girls home at once (swear on this, the girls feel safer cuming in pairs until they get to know you. Once they trust ya you get that cell, dig?). But todays mission was merely to score some hot pantys,and go home and beat off to them.

I arrived and did not at first see anything to right home ta ma about..Actually most of them I would not smell their panties for free..20 minutes of survival and -bang the dresser room door swings open and out walks this babe who later identified herself as Valerie. She said she was from Venezuela.

I watched her do her set and waited anxiously as she did her rounds for tips and got to me. I handed her a five and asked her if she would do a private table top dance for me after her rounds. She said she could not right away because she had already promised one to the old buzzard in the corner. She motioned at him and that ole SOB was watching us talk like he owned her. She said she would come over after the old fart was wiped out. I faked a smile and said great, thinking to myself that she would be tenderizing those panties for me even more.

To make a long story short the old fart was wiped out after 3 songs, for 20 bucks a song its get pricey after a while. She looked at me from across the bar and waved for me to come over. I followed her to some dark area in the back that had a sofa and poor lighting.

Well 3/4 of the way into the song she flips off her panties and throws them in my lap. Before she could sit and grind in my lap like she intended, I boldly grabbed her panties and put them in my pocket, but not in the bag. She gave me this awkward look and before she could say a word I shot off-"I`ll give you 40 bucks for them"..before she could reply I shot off "ok 50" and she said YES!..I gave her her 50 bucks and she walked off after one song. As soon as she had her back to me I put the panties in the bag to keep them fresh. I got up and walked out leaving practically a full beer and drove straight home with the anticipation of a kid on Christmas Eve..

Got home and lied in bed and inspected them..I was happy as hell not to find a shit stain. These did have a stain though. I could best descibe it as if you spilled some colgate toothpaste on your pants and then wiped it off..

The aroma-could best be described as a fine blend off pee, sweat with a touch of smoke. There was almost a tangyness about them. Well I went to town and had my fun. I think I may have ruined them some because I smoked a cigarette before I smelled them and I think it left some xtra smoke smell in them. When I got done I sealed them again for the next session. I think I will go back for more in the future too.

Bottom line- tonight I got a huge smell of one of the hottest dancers in the state`s pussy. I will sleep with visions of sugar plums tonight and smile when I think of her. I am also working on a project to sneak a little video recorder I got in the joint so I can watch her naked as I smell her pussy. I hope you all too had a great 4th-The RR panty sickie:smoking:
 

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you're a hero sir, don't let anyone tell you different. and a twisted mfr to boot... :103631605
 

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this forum is loaded with wackos, but this is the most creeped out I've ever been.

Thank goodness Colorado is at least 2 time zones away.

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I say vee cut off your Chonson !!!!
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that is some funny ass shit ...
 

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So what does strange dick smell like? I cant help but wonder how many cocks she rubbed those panties on before you bought them. I dont know about you but when I get a private dance the first thing I do is drop my drawers.
 

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So what does strange dick smell like? I cant help but wonder how many cocks she rubbed those panties on before you bought them. I dont know about you but when I get a private dance the first thing I do is drop my drawers.

Well around here if you dropped your pants the second thing that would happen is Haystacks Calhoun would bounce you out the front door. I am not as fortunate as you that you live in an area that condones this. Now if I paid $300 and went in the executive lounge may be a different story. I never saw her rub those panties against anything but her snatch

Just trying to contribute to the RR homie. Something other than you tube vids (which are great, C Buster) and the constant child like ping pong game of name calling.
 

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Well around here if you dropped your pants the second thing that would happen is Haystacks Calhoun would bounce you out the front door. I am not as fortunate as you that you live in an area that condones this. Now if I paid $300 and went in the executive lounge may be a different story. I never saw her rub those panties against anything but her snatch

Just trying to contribute to the RR homie. Something other than you tube vids (which are great, C Buster) and the constant child like ping pong game of name calling.

Haystacks Calhoun! Now there's a name from the past of All-Star Wrestling with Verne Gagne. I'll never forget Roger Kent wondering whether he got his coveralls at Osh Kosh B'gosh or Omar the Tent Maker.

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Haystacks Calhoun! Now there's a name from the past of All-Star Wrestling with Verne Gagne. I'll never forget Roger Kent wondering whether he got his coveralls at Osh Kosh B'gosh or Omar the Tent Maker.

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Yes...Perhaps Mr Nes whom I was responding to had never heard of the rascal..Looking at him now for the first time in 20 years and being old enough to be his father, he somehow does not appear as menacing as when I was I kid..kinda looks like a short fat guy with a Georgia boy beard..I think he has past away, not sure.
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William Dee Calhoun (August 3, 1934December 7, 1989) was a professional wrestler, who used the professional name "Haystack" or "Haystacks" Calhoun. The gargantuan hillbilly was one of the foremost drawing cards amidst the industry’s “Golden Age” of the 1950’s and 1960’s while sporting his trademark white T-shirt, blue overalls, and horseshoe necklace. He is recognized as being among the chief pioneers for the sport’s super-heavyweight attractions
 

I say vee cut off your Chonson !!!!
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Dennis, after that story which I thought was fukking classic!! I will have your back from now on, if somebody tries to bully you on the forum... I will bully back ... ( its not a guaranteed win mind you, but I am known to scratch and bite.)
 

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