Guys I need some help/advice a.s.a.p.

[nojuice9]

LOL, says the guy that doesn't post any plays .

joking, I assume. I love the hop in my step and breakfast line...great!

 

[Recon792]

Ok here's the deal....




I don't know what to do.... because of everything I own is at risk!!! How do I go about all of this???

Ive won 21 games in a row, now I am afraid the authorities are coming after me if I win 1 more game. I don't want to play a game and win it... so how do I make sure I lose my 22nd game? Also Ive noticed there is a cargo van parked across the street, and that helicopters have been circling my house since yesterday. I don't want to stop betting, but how can I be sure I lose my 22nd game with no ifs, ands, or buts?

And I need help with this as well. I recently decided to go pro and play poker, but since then Ive acquired over $10,000 on several accounts. So whats the best way to withdraw it all to be safe? Or should I keep it in there? I wont provide any screenshots, and if you ask I will pretend you didn't ask. Because ... well, just because.

Today I woke up, and decided to announce that "I am the best in the entire country!!" Without any real facts to back it up, but I just thought you all should know that.

Also I am entered in the LVH Supercontest. And as soon as I post a 5-0 week, I will then go 1-4, and decided that its the best time to announce that I am going tout.

The reason things are this way in my life is because of black people,..... and George Bush.

Today I woke up with an extra hop in my step. It is a glorious morning. So this morning I made Pancakes, sauage, and biscuits with sausage gravy, also and drinking a nice steamy cup of coffee. What a great way to start my day with a nice hot digital breakfast. Now I will sit here and wait for guys to post videos for me, and flirt with me... when I obviously don't care, but I like the attention, no matter who gives it to me.

While I wait for help and advice... Im going to go back and bump threads from 75 years ago.


THANKS GUYS!!!

:nohead: :hahahahah

 

[The Guesser]

Ok here's the deal....




I don't know what to do.... because of everything I own is at risk!!! How do I go about all of this???

Ive won 21 games in a row, now I am afraid the authorities are coming after me if I win 1 more game. I don't want to play a game and win it... so how do I make sure I lose my 22nd game? Also Ive noticed there is a cargo van parked across the street, and that helicopters have been circling my house since yesterday. I don't want to stop betting, but how can I be sure I lose my 22nd game with no ifs, ands, or buts?

And I need help with this as well. I recently decided to go pro and play poker, but since then Ive acquired over $10,000 on several accounts. So whats the best way to withdraw it all to be safe? Or should I keep it in there? I wont provide any screenshots, and if you ask I will pretend you didn't ask. Because ... well, just because.

Today I woke up, and decided to announce that "I am the best in the entire country!!" Without any real facts to back it up, but I just thought you all should know that.

Also I am entered in the LVH Supercontest. And as soon as I post a 5-0 week, I will then go 1-4, and decided that its the best time to announce that I am going tout.

The reason things are this way in my life is because of black people,..... and George Bush.

Today I woke up with an extra hop in my step. It is a glorious morning. So this morning I made Pancakes, sauage, and biscuits with sausage gravy, also and drinking a nice steamy cup of coffee. What a great way to start my day with a nice hot digital breakfast. Now I will sit here and wait for guys to post videos for me, and flirt with me... when I obviously don't care, but I like the attention, no matter who gives it to me.

While I wait for help and advice... Im going to go back and bump threads from 75 years ago.


THANKS GUYS!!!

I don't believe any of this. I need to see a picture of your car and your "Football Rooms" for verification. Also, where can I sign up for your upcoming tout service? Please provide a link.

 

[NFLTrends]

I don't believe any of this. I need to see a picture of your car and your "Football Rooms" for verification. Also, where can I sign up for your upcoming tout service? Please provide a link.

Im unable to do this at this time... I am right now in the hospital, cause I get a massive erection everytime I see or hear the Super Bowl Champion New Orleans Saints mentioned in any way. As of right now my doctor has forbade me to see any games in person, as it might cause extreme blood lose from my entire body except for my groin area.

 

[bigtendominator]

Im unable to do this at this time... I am right now in the hospital, cause I get a massive erection everytime I see or hear the Super Bowl Champion New Orleans Saints mentioned in any way. As of right now my doctor has forbade me to see any games in person, as it might cause extreme blood lose from my entire body except for my groin area.

Roflmao

 

[JohnBlue123]

Im unable to do this at this time... I am right now in the hospital, cause I get a massive erection everytime I see or hear the Super Bowl Champion New Orleans Saints mentioned in any way. As of right now my doctor has forbade me to see any games in person, as it might cause extreme blood lose from my entire body except for my groin area.

:missingte