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Italian pride (or latin..your pick)

A virile, young Italian gentleman was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment, and
after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom and made love.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So ... you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, the young man reached for her and the love making resumed. This time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion.

The love making ends, and again, the young man smiles, and again he asks, "You finish?" And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and softly says, "No." Stunned, but darned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man reaches for the
woman again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they climax, screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping.

Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly,and asks again, "You finish!?"

Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "No! I Norwegian!"
 

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Phreak is that a joke or a real life story?
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Here's another one , sorry ladies

10 Cool Things About Being A Man

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work ... more pay.
 

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Biting

A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.
"Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers."

"Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!"

"Sir, please get off the mop bucket."
 

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