GOP rooting for Terror Attack ... Daily Show

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Daily Show: Terror Attack + Election = Republican Victory

In light of Charlie Black’s ridiculous and revealing comments to Fortune magazine Monday, Jon Stewart shows how Republicans are calculating their winning November strategy.

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“Why is it that a terror attack helps Republicans? Well, it’s quite simple. A terror attack, when added to an election, equals Republican. Why is that? Let’s show our work. First we have to solve for ‘R.’ Now, if you add 7 1/2 years of Republican administration, times the five years we’ve been at war, which has divided the nation, add in the government’s incompetent response to the domestic disaster of Katrina, minus the equity in your home thats disappeared, plus the price of oil squared, over the boon that the Iraq war has been to terrorist recruiting, times tortue, minus the resoucres we could have been using in Afghanistan, plus the resources we could have been using to catch bin Laden, carry the Cheney and….”
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[dauis]

Come on....The Daily Show? Seriously? Cause I can just as easily go to that "credible source" and find a link to this video:

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=174474

Guess they can't be considered credible anymore since this isn't a pro-Obama or anti-GOP ad huh?

 

[ScottL]

No one is rooting harder for a terrorist attack than dorc murtha.

 

[Mistermj]

If we do get one...Obama is...

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The Supremes better rule on guns tomorrow...we'll need them for the wacked out libs burning down the cities in a big cry fest.

Ever notice its only the lefties that riot?

 

[docmercer--banned]

Dauis: Bring your head out of Hannity's ass and come up for air every now
and then ....

SURVEY: Daily Show/Colbert Viewers Most Knowledgable, Fox News Viewers Rank Lowest

A new study by the Pew Research Study shows that viewers of the Daily Show and the Colbert Report have the highest knowledge of national and international affairs, while Fox News viewers rank nearly dead last:

Despite significant technology shifts, however, Pew found that “today’s citizens are about as able to name their leaders, and are about as aware of major news events, as was the public nearly 20 years ago.”
The results about Fox News echo findings of previous surveys. In 2003, University of Maryland researchers studied the public’s belief in three false claims — that Iraq possessed WMD, that Iraq was involved in 9/11, and that there was international support for the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq.
The researchers stated, “The extent of Americans’ misperceptions vary significantly depending on their source of news. Those who receive most of their news from Fox News are more likely than average to have misperceptions.” Fox News viewers were “three times more likely than the next nearest network to hold all three misperceptions.”

 

[docmercer--banned]

Miss Scotty ...

Not the 1st time the GOP base has rooted for another 9-11:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14tDqI8Ys8A

John Gibson pines for another 9/11

 

[dauis]

Doc....too bad that the intelligence of the viewers isn't what I was talking about. I was talking about the fact that it's a COMEDIC look at the news. Guess I made a mistake thinking you'd actually comprehend that though instead of assuming I was making a false attack just because of our different ideologies. Thanks for drawing first blood with the personal attack, though. Keep proving it's impossible to have a civilized debate with you.

 

[docmercer--banned]

I point out the bullshit of FOX NEWS every day ... hell ... go look at Tocco's postings and what he uses for his "News source"

Glad to see you are "recruitable"

 

[dauis]

All I wanted to point out was that there are plenty of exaggerations used in that program. You believing the clip you posted as truth would be like me trying to say that Obama really was waving at a donor and not supporting public financing in the video I posted a link to. Obviously he wasn't, just like Republicans aren't hoping for a terror attack.

A little bit of truth surrounded by a whole lot of exaggeration and comedy. Would Republicans be helped by a terrorist attack? Maybe. Did Obama use a variation of the presidential seal as his logo? Maybe. Did Obama "flip-flop" on public financing? I'll give him a generous "maybe".

That's all I wanted to say--is that there's a lot more exaggeration and comedy than truth in a lot of that stuff. Now please prove you can have a civilized debate with someone who doesn't agree with you. Get my head out of Hannity's ass? As the first line you say to me? Seriously?

 

[docmercer--banned]

McCain flip/flopped THREE times on public financing....

This country has had 7 yrs of continual failed Bush policies ... we cant
afford McCain carrying on that "Legacy"

 

[dauis]

Ha....figures you'd only take 1 little part of what I typed and respond to it. I was just pointing out part of the video I posted. Too bad you only focus on the tiny parts you want to attack instead of the whole message which was the fact that the Daily Show is little pieces of truth surrounded by a whole bunch of exaggeration and comedy. So much for having a debate. I tried to look past what others said about you and thought I'd give you a chance to have a debate about something, but obviously you're not interested unless I agree with what you say. Oh well.

 

[docmercer--banned]

The GOP has rooted for another 9-11 on more than one occassion
and their shit is sickening

They are a bunch of racist Nazi fucks who get off on war ... as long
as their chickenshit asses dont have to contribute blood

 

[ScottL]

Dauis,

You are observant. It is impossible to have a civil debate with this cantankerous clown. How do you reason with someone who accuses ANY political party in this country of rooting for it to be attacked?

Especially since he's already claimed they themselves were the attackers the last time?

So who is going to carry out this next attack the GOP is "rooting" for?

It couldn't be radical Islamic fundamentalists, since the GOP did it last time, right?

But wait, if the GOP did it last time, why is dorc so upset that Bush calls Islam a peaceful religion?

It IS, 'cause ya know, the GOP "did it." And they're rooting to be able to "do it" again. Follow me everyone? :wierdo:

 

[docmercer--banned]

Miss Scotty has never heard of PNAC


ghees. ... how shocking


And Miss Scotty has never heard of Operation Northwoods


ghees ... how shocking


ScottL truly is the Dane Perino of this forum

 

[Muddy]

Doc takes no prisoners

 

[oatmealpancakes]

The Daily Show is a solid source but what does The Onion have to say about this matter?

 

[docmercer--banned]

We are serving Cheeseburgers right now and Onion is always a good topper

 

[ScottL]

Muddy, Aren't you the idiot that started a new thread every time Hillary broke wind? "Doc takes no prisoners." More like, "Doc avoids all logic and reason and changes the subject." And those are his good qualities. [Insert 8 dancers and LOL banners here]

 

[Dave007inVegas]

Dauis, it will not take you long (it appears you already have) to realize that doc Murtha is, well I‘m not sure what he is. Go to the post Why am I not surprised by this - tocco05 scroll down to #6 post. Here doc cuts and pastes from the Daily Kos. The article is dubious at best, but what pissed me off was the line doc added.

Children raped by American soldiers in front of their mothers - Pentagon has tapes

When I called him out, he went into his infamous Osammy Obammy two step and would not answer me. In my opinion he is no better than jizz running down a crack whores leg.

 

[tocco05]

Dauis, it will not take you long (it appears you already have) to realize that doc Murtha is, well I‘m not sure what he is. Go to the post Why am I not surprised by this - tocco05 scroll down to #6 post. Here doc cuts and pastes from the Daily Kos. The article is dubious at best, but what pissed me off was the line doc added.

Children raped by American soldiers in front of their mothers - Pentagon has tapes

When I called him out, he went into his infamous Osammy Obammy two step and would not answer me. In my opinion he is no better than jizz running down a crack whores leg.

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