Dont they release this movie every other year?
Super Spiderhaha ah no that is Spiderman, no wait Superman, well one of those where the guy wears a funny outfit and flies around.
So Godzilla is just one big giant dinosaur who has no super powers but bashing buildings? Or am I missing something about him?
He does it all while texting.
Ha, I don't believe you... who does he text?
Godzilla is a social media monster with over 111 facebook friends including Mothra, Ghidorah, Kong Kong, Rodan, Megalon, Mechagodzilla, the Smog Monster, Ghidrah, the Three-Headed Monster, Gigantis, the Fire Monster, Bruce Lee, Heisenberg aka Walter White, Jesse Pinkman and the entire cast of The Big Bang Theory. Duh.