This thread is also useless without a good Jack Nicklaus drunk story...
Nicklaus Furious at The Professor, Demands Putting Stroke Back
A raging bear showed up at the driving range before the first annual Republic of 253 Open this morning and nearly had to be tranquilized. An obviously drunk Jack Nicklaus charged The Professor as he was regaling fans and the press with wicked stories of his early days in the South of France when he tried to drink France dry.
Nicklaus could be heard screaming "I want my fucking putting stroke back you cocksucker!!!" As he neared, The Professor casually took off his golf glove and rapidly and repeatedly slapped Jack about the head and neck with the velcro closure apparently opening a nasty gash on all time leading major winners face.
Never in his storied career has The Golden Bear ever been heard to utter any profanity whatsoever, nor have a bit of the drink, so this very public display has everyone baffled.
The course security had to restrain The Great One and he was detained in the back seat of of a Cadillac Courtesy Car until he sobered up.
Story developing.......
Nicklaus Furious at The Professor, Demands Putting Stroke Back
A raging bear showed up at the driving range before the first annual Republic of 253 Open this morning and nearly had to be tranquilized. An obviously drunk Jack Nicklaus charged The Professor as he was regaling fans and the press with wicked stories of his early days in the South of France when he tried to drink France dry.Nicklaus could be heard screaming "I want my fucking putting stroke back you cocksucker!!!" As he neared, The Professor casually took off his golf glove and rapidly and repeatedly slapped Jack about the head and neck with the velcro closure apparently opening a nasty gash on all time leading major winners face.
Never in his storied career has The Golden Bear ever been heard to utter any profanity whatsoever, nor have a bit of the drink, so this very public display has everyone baffled.
The course security had to restrain The Great One and he was detained in the back seat of of a Cadillac Courtesy Car until he sobered up.
Story developing.......
https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/sport/golf/a/26865604/tiger-woods-falls-out-of-the-top-100/
Tiger Woods falls out of the top 100 <aside class="page-header-aside "><dl class="page-header-aside-list"><dd class="page-header-aside-source">AP</dd><dd class="page-header-aside-time-stamp">March 30, 2015, 11:04 am</dd></dl></aside><section id="y7module5518c2904540f" class="clearfix rapid-track" data-value="social_share">ShareShare
[h=4]Golf: Tiger Woods falls outside world rankings top 100 - The West Australian[/h]
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For the first time since 1996, Tiger Woods is not among the top 100 golfers in the world ranking.
Woods, who hasn't played since he withdrew from the Farmers Insurance Open on February 6, falls to No.104 this week.
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<figcaption class="article-figure-caption">For the first time since 1996, Tiger Woods is not among the top 100 golfers in the world ranking.</figcaption></figure>The last time the 14-times major champion was out of the top 100 was on September 29, 1996, when he was at No.225.
The following week, Woods won the Las Vegas Invitational as a 20-year-old for the first of his 79 US PGA Tour victories.
It is not clear when Woods will return.
He said in February that his scores were not acceptable and he would not play until his game was in tournament shape.
Woods is not required to announce if he is playing the Masters until the tournament starts on April 9.
Tiger Woods falls out of the top 100 <aside class="page-header-aside "><dl class="page-header-aside-list"><dd class="page-header-aside-source">AP</dd><dd class="page-header-aside-time-stamp">March 30, 2015, 11:04 am</dd></dl></aside><section id="y7module5518c2904540f" class="clearfix rapid-track" data-value="social_share">ShareShare
[h=4]Golf: Tiger Woods falls outside world rankings top 100 - The West Australian[/h]
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For the first time since 1996, Tiger Woods is not among the top 100 golfers in the world ranking.
Woods, who hasn't played since he withdrew from the Farmers Insurance Open on February 6, falls to No.104 this week.
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The following week, Woods won the Las Vegas Invitational as a 20-year-old for the first of his 79 US PGA Tour victories.
It is not clear when Woods will return.
He said in February that his scores were not acceptable and he would not play until his game was in tournament shape.
Woods is not required to announce if he is playing the Masters until the tournament starts on April 9.
Round 2 - In ProgressAuto Update: On
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| POS | PLAYER | TO PAR | TODAY | THRU | R1 | R2 | R3 | R4 | TOT | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| T1 | 35 |
| -3 | -4 | F | 71 | 66 | -- | -- | 137 |
| T1 | 2 |
| -3 | E | 14 | 67 | -- | -- | -- | 67 |
| T1 | 20 |
| -3 | -3 | 13 | 70 | -- | -- | -- | 70 |
| T4 | 3 |
| -2 | +2 | F | 66 | 72 | -- | -- | 138 |
| T4 | 4 |
| -2 | E | F | 68 | 70 | -- | -- | 138 |
| T4 | 8 |
| -2 | -1 | F | 69 | 69 | -- | -- | 138 |
| T4 | 1 |
| -2 | +1 | 14 | 67 | -- | -- | -- | 67 |
| T4 | 4 |
| -2 | E | 12 | 68 | -- | -- | -- | 68 |
| T9 | 3 |
| -1 | E | F | 69 | 70 | -- | -- | 139 |
| T9 | 6 |
| -1 | +2 | F | 67 | 72 | -- | -- | 139 |
| T9 | 12 |
| -1 | -1 | 13 | 70 | -- | -- | -- | 70 |
| T9 | 12 |
| -1 | -1 | 11 | 70 | -- | -- | -- | 70 |
| T13 | 8 |
| E | E | F | 70 | 70 | -- | -- | 140 |
| T13 | 1 |
| E | +1 | F | 69 | 71 | -- | -- | 140 |
| T13 | 10 |
| E | +3 | F | 67 | 73 | -- | -- | 140 |
| T13 | 8 |
| E | E | 16 | 70 | -- | -- | -- | 70 |
| T13 | 43 |
| E | -2 | 14 | 72 | -- | -- | -- | 72 |
| T18 | 38 |
| +1 | -1 | F | 72 | 69 | -- | -- | 141 |
| T18 | 6 |
| +1 | +2 | F | 69 | 72 | -- | -- | 141 |
| T18 | 3 |
| +1 | +1 | F | 70 | 71 | -- | -- | 141 |
| T18 | 10 |
| +1 | +3 | 17 | 68 | -- | -- | -- | 68 |
| T18 | 38 |
| +1 | -1 | 16 | 72 | -- | -- | -- | 72 |
| T18 | 18 |
| +1 | E | 15 | 71 | -- | -- | -- | 71 |
| T18 | 18 |
| +1 | E | 14 | 71 | -- | -- | -- | 71 |
| T18 | 6 |
| +1 | +2 | 14 | 69 | -- | -- | -- | 69 |
| T18 | 3 |
| +1 | +1 | 13 | 70 | -- | -- | -- | 70 |
| T27 | 29 |
| +2 | E | F | 72 | 70 | -- | -- | 142 |
| T27 | 6 |
| +2 | +2 | F | 70 | 72 | -- | -- | 142 |
| T27 | 24 |
| +2 | +5 | F | 67 | 75 | -- | -- | 142 |
| T27 | 9 |
| +2 | +1 | F | 71 | 71 | -- | -- | 142 |
| T27 | 55 |
| +2 | -2 | F | 74 | 68 | -- | -- | 142 |
| T27 | 15 |
| +2 | +3 | F | 69 | 73 | -- | -- | 142 |
| T27 | 9 |
| +2 | +1 | F | 71 | 71 | -- | -- | 142 |
| T27 | 6 |
| +2 | +2 | F | 70 | 72 | -- | -- | 142 |
| T27 | 9 |
| +2 | +1 | 15 | 71 | -- | -- | -- | 71 |
| T27 | 9 |
| +2 | +1 | 13 | 71 | -- | -- | -- | 71 |
| T27 | 26 |
| +2 | +6 | 13 | 66 | -- | -- | -- | 66 |
| T27 | 42 |
| +2 | -1 | 12 | 73 | -- | -- | -- | 73 |
| T27 | 6 |
| +2 | +2 | 10 | 70 | -- | -- | -- | 70 |
| T40 | 4 |
| +3 | +2 | F | 71 | 72 | -- | -- | 143 |
| T40 | 16 |
| +3 | +1 | F | 72 | 71 | -- | -- | 143 |
| T40 | 19 |
| +3 | +3 | F | 70 | 73 | -- | -- | 143 |
| T40 | 32 |
| +3 | +5 | F | 68 | 75 | -- | -- | 143 |
| T40 | 83 |
| +3 | -3 | F | 76 | 67 | -- | -- | 143 |
| T40 | 19 |
| +3 | +3 | 17 | 70 | -- | -- | -- | 70 |
| T40 | 4 |
| +3 | +2 | 17 | 71 | -- | -- | -- | 71 |
| T40 | 29 |
| +3 | E | 17 | 73 | -- | -- | -- | 73 |
| T40 | 29 |
| +3 | E | 13 | 73 | -- | -- | -- | 73 |
| T40 | 29 |
| +3 | E | 12 | 73 | -- | -- | -- | 73 |
| T40 | 83 |
| +3 | -3 | 12 | 76 | -- | -- | -- | 76 |
| T40 | 16 |
| +3 | +1 | 10 | 72 | -- | -- | -- | 72 |
| T52 | 16 |
| +4 | +3 | F | 71 | 73 | -- | -- | 144 |
| T52 | 17 |
| +4 | +1 | F | 73 | 71 | -- | -- | 144 |
| T52 | 4 |
| +4 | +2 | F | 72 | 72 | -- | -- | 144 |
| T52 | 31 |
| +4 | +4 | F | 70 | 74 | -- | -- | 144 |
| T52 | 30 |
| +4 | E | F | 74 | 70 | -- | -- | 144 |
| T52 | 16 |
| +4 | +3 | F | 71 | 73 | -- | -- | 144 |
| T52 | 30 |
| +4 | E | 16 | 74 | -- | -- | -- | 74 |
| T52 | 16 |
| +4 | +3 | 16 | 71 | -- | -- | -- | 71 |
| T52 | 17 |
| +4 | +1 | 15 | 73 | -- | -- | -- | 73 |
| T52 | 16 |
| +4 | +3 | 12 | 71 | -- | -- | -- | 71 |
| T52 | 31 |
| +4 | +4 | 12 | 70 | -- | -- | -- | 70 |
| T52 | 71 |
| +4 | -2 | 11 | 76 | -- | -- | -- | 76 |
| T52 | 17 |
| +4 | +1 | 11 | 73 | -- | -- | -- | 73 |
| T52 | 30 |
| +4 | E | 10 | 74 | -- | -- | -- | 74 |
| T66 | 54 |
| +5 | +6 | F | 69 | 76 | -- | -- | 145 |
| T66 | 30 |
| +5 | +4 | F | 71 | 74 | -- | -- | 145 |
| T66 | 16 |
| +5 | +1 | F | 74 | 71 | -- | -- | 145 |
| T66 | 3 |
| +5 | +2 | F | 73 | 72 | -- | -- | 145 |
| T66 | 10 |
| +5 | +3 | F | 72 | 73 | -- | -- | 145 |
| T66 | 3 |
| +5 | +2 | F | 73 | 72 | -- | -- | 145 |
| T66 | 30 |
| +5 | +4 | F | 71 | 74 | -- | -- | 145 |
| T66 | 40 |
| +5 | E | F | 75 | 70 | -- | -- | 145 |
| T66 | 54 |
| +5 | +6 | F | 69 | 76 | -- | -- | 145 |
| T66 | 30 |
| +5 | +4 | F | 71 | 74 | -- | -- | 145 |
| T66 | 57 |
| +5 | -1 | 17 | 76 | -- | -- | -- | 76 |
| T66 | 30 |
| +5 | +4 | 17 | 71 | -- | -- | -- | 71 |
| T66 | 16 |
| +5 | +1 | 14 | 74 | -- | -- | -- | 74 |
| T66 | 16 |
| +5 | +1 | 11 | 74 | -- | -- | -- | 74 |
| T66 | 16 |
| +5 | +1 | 9 | 74 | -- | -- | -- | 74 |
| Projected Cut:+5 |
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Go Tiger
tiger playing well is a plus for the PGA. hell of a shot he hit on 17.....
this "new" tiger is too emotional though. he needs to get control of emotions. he's smacking putter into the green when he misreads a putt and then going on some happy gilmore-like fist pump strut around the green when he drops one. he has all the makings of a guy that will completely implode this weekend even though i'm sure he's played this course a thousand times (doesn't he live in PBG or Jupiter?)
