Without looking like a clown, this is what you do. Dress business-like and walk in with a newspaper. The defense doesn't want anyone who looks like they may have an opinion on a case. The prosecution doesn't want you there potentially sharing facts with a newspaper. Also by dressing business-like, you will look smarter than 99% of the people, something the defense doesn't want either.
This has worked for me every time. My uncle is a lawyer and told me how to do this.
Is this a joke? I don't want to be an asshole, but those of us that do have "9-5" jobs (more like 7 or 8-5 by the way) don't get all of this free-time and are still expected to do things like jury duty. You work (as a teacher--anything else you do is on your own accord) 8 months out of the year and complain about not having enough time off--and don't pretend these are full 8 hour days you're working either--yet you have great benefits and make something ridiculous hourly if you actually calculate salary/hours worked.
No offense here, but that's retarded. Fucking teachers never know how good they have it. I wish that's what I'd done with my life.
Have you signed any certified mail? Have you in anyway corresponded with the court? If not, well then you never received notice of anything - it must have gotten lost in the mail.
If you signed something relating to the jury duty - then during the jury selection - just say something blantantly biased for one side - i.e., in a criminal case say, "well, you just don't get arrested if your innocent"
If you ever pulled the 'support the troops because they are protecting our democracy' cord on one side of your posts and on the other are looking for the scam weasel out of jury duty, then you can kiss my righteous ass. Lots of us have had trouble with the cops. Worst thing you can do is vacate your spot and let the cops/system work a maybe weaker someone else.
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easy as that
yes. Why? Were you expecting righteous indignation that he would try to escape his civic duty? BTW, if it wasn't clear from my initial post, 1-5 are how he claims to have gotten off.