bucsfan67
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Just got this email, and thought it was pretty funny....and sadly enough, many of these are true, and i have done them...
>YOU KNOW YOU ARE FROM INDIANA WHEN:
> >
> >1. Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on the
> >highway.
> >
> >2. "Vacation" means going to Kings Island for the week end.
> >
> >3. You measure distance in hours.
> >
> >4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
> >
> >5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
> >
> >6. You use a down comforter in the summer.
> >
> >7. Your grandparents drive @ 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a
> >blizzard without flinching.
> >
> >8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
> >
> >9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
> >unlocked.
> >
> >10. You think of the major food groups as deer meat, beer, fish, and
>corn.
> >
> >11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend/wife knows
>how
> >to use them.
> >
> >12. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over his snowsuit
> >
> >13. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
> >snow.
> >
> >14. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas. Amen!!!
> >
> >15. You know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and
>--
> >construction --
> >
> >16. It takes you three hours to go to the store for one item even when
> >you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone you know
>in
> >town.
> >
> >17. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
> >friends in Indiana.
>YOU KNOW YOU ARE FROM INDIANA WHEN:
> >
> >1. Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on the
> >highway.
> >
> >2. "Vacation" means going to Kings Island for the week end.
> >
> >3. You measure distance in hours.
> >
> >4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
> >
> >5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
> >
> >6. You use a down comforter in the summer.
> >
> >7. Your grandparents drive @ 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a
> >blizzard without flinching.
> >
> >8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
> >
> >9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
> >unlocked.
> >
> >10. You think of the major food groups as deer meat, beer, fish, and
>corn.
> >
> >11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend/wife knows
>how
> >to use them.
> >
> >12. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over his snowsuit
> >
> >13. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
> >snow.
> >
> >14. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas. Amen!!!
> >
> >15. You know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and
>--
> >construction --
> >
> >16. It takes you three hours to go to the store for one item even when
> >you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone you know
>in
> >town.
> >
> >17. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
> >friends in Indiana.
