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I will post the most absurd ones in this thread so you can come in here and laugh at me.

:pointer:

This is not for posting when I lose with AK to KJ or AA to QQ. I'm talking about the absurd, either because "wtf was that other guy thinking", the situation, or just the sheer odds.
 

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Harry it doesn't matter what you post.
We will still laugh at you.
 

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I will tell you about the last time I played online & will never play online again.........I liked plating at Party Poker, did well there & then one day they stopped taking on USA customers, then I switched to Full Tilt.

If my memory serves, it was 2006, I was playing a big tournament on Sunday, it was a $500 buy-in........my first hand I doubled up by going all in & eliminating a player.

Felt great, well here comes the craziness.......2nd hand of the tourney, I flop the nut flush.......I go all in, someone calls me & gets runner runner to catch a full house & takes half my stack.......then my 3rd hand of tourney, again I flop the but straight, I go all in, another player calls me & catches runner runner flush, lmao........some crooked stuff man, haha........I never played with Full Tilt or any other online site again. I think a lot of shadiness was going on at that site.

I've had some wacky stuff happen in live poker but nothing like what happened at Full Tilt.
 

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Harry it doesn't matter what you post.
We will still laugh at you.
All good, I am here to serve.

Honestly the whole reason I started this thread is cause while these are infuriating when they happen, they're actually funny looking back at them. Maybe I can make someone else laugh, or come in here after taking some sort of bad beat (misery loves company).
 

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I will tell you about the last time I played online & will never play online again.........I liked plating at Party Poker, did well there & then one day they stopped taking on USA customers, then I switched to Full Tilt.

If my memory serves, it was 2006, I was playing a big tournament on Sunday, it was a $500 buy-in........my first hand I doubled up by going all in & eliminating a player.

Felt great, well here comes the craziness.......2nd hand of the tourney, I flop the nut flush.......I go all in, someone calls me & gets runner runner to catch a full house & takes half my stack.......then my 3rd hand of tourney, again I flop the but straight, I go all in, another player calls me & catches runner runner flush, lmao........some crooked stuff man, haha........I never played with Full Tilt or any other online site again. I think a lot of shadiness was going on at that site.

I've had some wacky stuff happen in live poker but nothing like what happened at Full Tilt.

Oh just stay tuned. This kinda stuff happens to me about 4 times a night so I should have some real doozies to post.
 

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Give us story how you won being on the wrong side as well
 

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Give us story how you won being on the wrong side as well
Fair enough, I will post any of those that might happen too.

Although I don't do things like shove 23bb with T7o, or call huge shoves at final tables with Q4 on a 986 board. So there's less material to work with...
 

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These are all normal Pre-Programmed hands !!
all part of online poker.......
You have to understand how the online algorithm and random number generators are sequenced to create action, pending the way hands are played and bet.

Also take note of the amount of higher ranking/premium hands you are dealt deeper in MTT's ;all part of the program.

your "so called bad beats" are just a result of the play !

also

It is really quite easy to exploit if you know the program tendencies .....





just poker~
 

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Yeah not sure I buy all that conspiracy talk.

Pretty sure it's just morons being morons and sometimes they get lucky.
 

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I will tell you about the last time I played online & will never play online again.........I liked plating at Party Poker, did well there & then one day they stopped taking on USA customers, then I switched to Full Tilt.

If my memory serves, it was 2006, I was playing a big tournament on Sunday, it was a $500 buy-in........my first hand I doubled up by going all in & eliminating a player.

Felt great, well here comes the craziness.......2nd hand of the tourney, I flop the nut flush.......I go all in, someone calls me & gets runner runner to catch a full house & takes half my stack.......then my 3rd hand of tourney, again I flop the but straight, I go all in, another player calls me & catches runner runner flush, lmao........some crooked stuff man, haha........I never played with Full Tilt or any other online site again. I think a lot of shadiness was going on at that site.

I've had some wacky stuff happen in live poker but nothing like what happened at Full Tilt.

ive seen stuff like that happen live many times
 

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These are all normal Pre-Programmed hands !!
all part of online poker.......
You have to understand how the online algorithm and random number generators are sequenced to create action, pending the way hands are played and bet.

Also take note of the amount of higher ranking/premium hands you are dealt deeper in MTT's ;all part of the program.

your "so called bad beats" are just a result of the play !

also

It is really quite easy to exploit if you know the program tendencies .....





just poker~

100% bullshit.
If you track your hands you will easily realize that premium hands don't occure any more often online then they do offline
 

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These are all normal Pre-Programmed hands !!
all part of online poker.......
You have to understand how the online algorithm and random number generators are sequenced to create action, pending the way hands are played and bet.

Also take note of the amount of higher ranking/premium hands you are dealt deeper in MTT's ;all part of the program.

your "so called bad beats" are just a result of the play !

also

It is really quite easy to exploit if you know the program tendencies .....





just poker~

easy to exploit?
please share with us
 

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Didn't mean to turn it an argument about online poker and whether or not it's rigged.

It's just going to be some funny "wtf" hands.
 

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ive seen stuff like that happen live many times

There was some software back in 2003, I forget now. But thier blackjack was just as madman stated. You coukd predict when the program was Going to run in the players favor.

I know it's hard to believe, but I know many that killed it until it ended. I did ok, but never pushed like others. It was cash cow

Anyone Remeber the group? Real generic basic software, had 4-5 casinos.
 

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