FUNNIEST line in a Comedy Movie

[IntuitionBET]

I'll have to start with the still alive Rodney Dangerfield in "Back to School"

So call me then...when you Have NO CLASS!


There are MANY others...

 

[SCOTTBECKERLOANS]

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY YOU DO HERE? "OFFICE SPACE"

FREAKIN FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER

 

[batman60]

"That cun- is no good"

Paul Newman
Slap Shot

or "-ucking Chrysler plant here I come"

Also slap shot!

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BLAZING SADDLES WHEN THE BIG BLACK DUDE SAYS EXCUSE ME WHILE I WHIP IT OUT AND THEN YOU HEAR ALL THE OLD WHITE WOMEN IN THE BACKGROUND GOING OH NO OOOH

THEN IN ANOTHER LINE FROM THE SAME MOVIE

(WHERE DA WHITE WOMAN AT)

 

[tkf18ny]

office space best movie ever!

 

[garyg]

I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?

Robert DeNiro , Meet The Parents

 

[paulajackson]

in animal house after they all get expelled john belushi says

" seven years of college down the drain"

also same movie his revenge speech beginning

"was it over when the german's bombed pearl harbor..."

 

[suetoneous]

I agree 'Office Space' is one of the funniest movies ever. I would recommend a few brews before you watch it.

I think the funniest scene I have ever seen in a movie is a scene in 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.'
Freddie (Steve Martin) is in his wheelchair and in pops Dr. Ameil Shefhouzin (Michael Cain). He approaches Freddie and sarcastically remarks, “So you can’t feel a thing in your legs, is that right Freddie?…Well let me take a look see.” A helpless Freddie looks on.

 

[assassin]

Ice T to Wesley Snipes in New Jack City (hilarious movie)

"I want to kill you so bad, my are hard".

I laugh every time I hear that.
My boss didn't find it as funny when I said it him, wonder why?

 

[justpay]

For the people who liked office space


Check out

SUPERTROOPERS

 

[IntuitionBET]

A funny and Seducing line was CHEVY CHASE as Fletch:

Let's go in the bedroom and I'll fill you in.

 

[tkf18ny]

whats supertroopers?

 

[bulldog77]

Office Space has become one of my favorites. After asked by the 'consultants' what he does here the guy panics and says 'I'm a people person I deal with PEOPLE!'
Don't know which is my favorite character in that movie: the main guy or Milton.

 

[justpay]

Tommy

Thorny, Rabbit, Mac, and Foster are wayward Vermont State Troopers who spend most of their time taking impounded cars for joyrides. When the state targets their low-volume station for a potential budget slash, the guys decide to buckle down to impress their superiors. Soon, they uncover a drug smuggling operation running across the Canadian border, and race to crack the ring and save their jobs.

 

[Ms.Thing]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by garyg:
I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?

Robert DeNiro , Meet The Parents<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have to agree with you gary

 

[JudgeWapner]

Blazing saddles:"They said you was hung.""They was right."

 

[Comeon!!!!]

Have to admit that I'm a sucker for Monty Phyton and the Holy Grail... "All right! All right! not biscuits – but lets kill him anyway..." But my favorite is not a line, but the whole "Holy Hand Grenade" procedure: "... Er... oh, yes... and the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it'".

 

[JudgeWapner]

Still watch the Holy Grail everytime its on.

 

[Java]

Young Frankenstein

"Put the candle back!" (Gene Wilder trapped behind bookcase)

"What knockers!" (as Gene Wilder lifts Teri Garr from the carriage and Igor uses the large metal knockers on the castle door)

"Frau Blucher" (the horses go crazy)
"It's not Eeee-Gor it's Eye-Gor"
"What hump?"

Q: "Whose brain did I put in the monster?"
A: "Abby someone"
Q: "Abby who?"
A: "Abby normal"

 

[Railbird]

Who's on first, What's on second