fucking pokerstars should give u a calendar

[pocketrockets]

TO KNOW EXACTLY WHEN TO BACK OFF AND GO ON HIATUS.... FUCKING BAD BEATS... WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS...



PokerStars Game #27572715451: Tournament #159278358, $3.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2009/04/27 20:42:26 MT [2009/04/27 22:42:26 ET]
Table '159278358 1' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: jiacstrap (1375 in chips)
Seat 2: Scoggins101 (645 in chips)
Seat 3: Edraven1974 (1900 in chips)
Seat 4: bigguy1066 (1710 in chips)
Seat 5: wrapedup (1985 in chips)
Seat 6: blindhorse86 (1385 in chips)
wrapedup: posts small blind 25
blindhorse86: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to blindhorse86 [Qc Qh]
jiacstrap: folds
Scoggins101: folds
Edraven1974: calls 50
bigguy1066: folds
wrapedup has timed out
wrapedup: folds
wrapedup is sitting out
blindhorse86: raises 150 to 200
Edraven1974: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [2h Jc 6s]
blindhorse86: bets 200
wrapedup has returned
Edraven1974: raises 350 to 550
blindhorse86: raises 635 to 1185 and is all-in
Edraven1974: calls 635
*** TURN *** [2h Jc 6s] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [2h Jc 6s Js] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
blindhorse86: shows [Qc Qh] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
Edraven1974: shows [Jh Qs] (three of a kind, Jacks)
Edraven1974 collected 2795 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2795 | Rake 0
Board [2h Jc 6s Js 3c]
Seat 1: jiacstrap folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Scoggins101 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Edraven1974 showed [Jh Qs] and won (2795) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 4: bigguy1066 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: wrapedup (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: blindhorse86 (big blind) showed [Qc Qh] and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks

 

[pocketrockets]

PokerStars Game #27571446807: Tournament #159268173, $3.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/04/27 19:58:01 MT [2009/04/27 21:58:01 ET]
Table '159268173 1' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: JimmysWorld (2295 in chips)
Seat 3: hayzel2330 (2690 in chips)
Seat 4: Esmorga (1815 in chips)
Seat 5: blindhorse86 (2200 in chips)
blindhorse86: posts small blind 75
JimmysWorld: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to blindhorse86 [Ah As]
hayzel2330: raises 300 to 450
Esmorga: folds
blindhorse86: raises 1750 to 2200 and is all-in
JimmysWorld: folds
hayzel2330: calls 1750
*** FLOP *** [5s 9c Qs]
*** TURN *** [5s 9c Qs] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [5s 9c Qs 2s] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
blindhorse86: shows [Ah As] (a pair of Aces)
hayzel2330: shows [Qc Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
hayzel2330 collected 4550 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4550 | Rake 0
Board [5s 9c Qs 2s Kh]
Seat 2: JimmysWorld (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: hayzel2330 showed [Qc Qh] and won (4550) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 4: Esmorga (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: blindhorse86 (small blind) showed [Ah As] and lost with a pair of Aces

 

[pocketrockets]

Bb special??? Well it happens too fuckin often

PokerStars Game #27571256104: Tournament #159268233, $3.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/04/27 19:51:20 MT [2009/04/27 21:51:20 ET]
Table '159268233 1' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: billzspc (4300 in chips)
Seat 2: flushed001 (200 in chips)
Seat 3: blindhorse86 (1285 in chips)
Seat 4: jan259 (1065 in chips)
Seat 6: krapule33 (2150 in chips) is sitting out
billzspc: posts small blind 50
flushed001: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to blindhorse86 [Ad 7c]
blindhorse86: raises 100 to 200
jan259: folds
krapule33: folds
billzspc: folds
flushed001: calls 100 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Js 9d Jh]
*** TURN *** [Js 9d Jh] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [Js 9d Jh 9h] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
flushed001: shows [Jc 4h] (a full house, Jacks full of Nines)
blindhorse86: shows [Ad 7c] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
flushed001 collected 450 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 450 | Rake 0
Board [Js 9d Jh 9h 5c]
Seat 1: billzspc (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: flushed001 (big blind) showed [Jc 4h] and won (450) with a full house, Jacks full of Nines
Seat 3: blindhorse86 showed [Ad 7c] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 4: jan259 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: krapule33 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)



I MADE THIS CALL BECUZ IS A STANDARD ONE AGAINST A SHORT STACK

 

[pocketrockets]

Runner runner

[SIZE=-1]PokerStars Game #27570157854: Tournament #159263162, 70FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/04/27 19:13:27 MT [2009/04/27 21:13:27 ET]
Table '159263162 1' 10-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: pdeamoney (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: dw416 (1490 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: joffee66 (1480 in chips)
Seat 5: AKsniperKA (3330 in chips)
Seat 6: NFAMOUSx1 (1380 in chips)
Seat 7: chef2thedead (1440 in chips)
Seat 8: blindhorse86 (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: imissdticket (1380 in chips)
Seat 10: thunderjack (1500 in chips)
NFAMOUSx1: posts small blind 10
chef2thedead: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to blindhorse86 [Td Ad]
blindhorse86: calls 20
imissdticket: folds
thunderjack: folds
pdeamoney: folds
dw416: folds
joffee66: calls 20
AKsniperKA: calls 20
NFAMOUSx1: calls 10
chef2thedead: checks
*** FLOP *** [7d 5s 9d]
NFAMOUSx1: bets 180
chef2thedead: folds
blindhorse86: calls 180
joffee66: calls 180
AKsniperKA: calls 180
*** TURN *** [7d 5s 9d] [Qd]
NFAMOUSx1: bets 180
blindhorse86: calls 180
joffee66: folds
AKsniperKA: folds
*** RIVER *** [7d 5s 9d Qd] [9h]
NFAMOUSx1: bets 1000 and is all-in
blindhorse86: calls 1000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NFAMOUSx1: shows [9s Qc] (a full house, Nines full of Queens)
blindhorse86: shows [Td Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
NFAMOUSx1 collected 3180 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3180 | Rake 0
Board [7d 5s 9d Qd 9h]
Seat 1: pdeamoney folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: dw416 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: joffee66 folded on the Turn
Seat 5: AKsniperKA (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 6: NFAMOUSx1 (small blind) showed [9s Qc] and won (3180) with a full house, Nines full of Queens
Seat 7: chef2thedead (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: blindhorse86 showed [Td Ad] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 9: imissdticket folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: thunderjack folded before Flop (didn't bet)[/SIZE]

 

[pocketrockets]

I pretty much knew he hit the boat here becuz of his bet, eventhough he was a donkey...

I called in disgust just to ... I guess get more upset

 

[pocketrockets]

now this one is hilarious, i dont mind losing to QQ but to T4??

[SIZE=-1]PokerStars Game #27567594413: Tournament #159243782, 70FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2009/04/27 17:49:20 MT [2009/04/27 19:49:20 ET]
Table '159243782 1' 10-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Yadkin4 (778 in chips)
Seat 2: runfan99 (1977 in chips)
Seat 4: blindhorse86 (1337 in chips)
Seat 5: 9Manu9 (2016 in chips)
Seat 6: tac5000 (5905 in chips)
Seat 10: napoalmeida (2987 in chips)
9Manu9: posts small blind 25
tac5000: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to blindhorse86 [9h 9d]
napoalmeida: calls 50
Yadkin4: folds
runfan99: calls 50
blindhorse86: raises 200 to 250
9Manu9: calls 225
tac5000: calls 200
napoalmeida: calls 200
runfan99: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [4s Tc Ts]
9Manu9: checks
tac5000: checks
napoalmeida: bets 400
runfan99: calls 400
blindhorse86: raises 687 to 1087 and is all-in
9Manu9: calls 1087
tac5000: folds
napoalmeida: folds
runfan99: raises 640 to 1727 and is all-in
9Manu9: calls 640
*** TURN *** [4s Tc Ts] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [4s Tc Ts 7c] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
9Manu9: shows [Qs Qd] (two pair, Queens and Tens)
runfan99: shows [4h Th] (a full house, Tens full of Fours)
runfan99 collected 1280 from side pot
blindhorse86: shows [9h 9d] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
runfan99 collected 4911 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6191 Main pot 4911. Side pot 1280. | Rake 0
Board [4s Tc Ts 7c 6c]
Seat 1: Yadkin4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: runfan99 showed [4h Th] and won (6191) with a full house, Tens full of Fours
Seat 4: blindhorse86 (button) showed [9h 9d] and lost with two pair, Tens and Nines
Seat 5: 9Manu9 (small blind) showed [Qs Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 6: tac5000 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 10: napoalmeida folded on the Flop[/SIZE]

 

[pocketrockets]

Thank god for the 4card flushes

[SIZE=-1]PokerStars Game #27567064878: Tournament #159239762, 70FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/04/27 17:32:49 MT [2009/04/27 19:32:49 ET]
Table '159239762 1' 10-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Achilles_36 (4680 in chips)
Seat 6: blindhorse86 (750 in chips)
Seat 7: PandorasBox4 (3260 in chips)
Seat 8: greatriverlo (6310 in chips)
PandorasBox4: posts small blind 50
greatriverlo: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to blindhorse86 [As 6s]
Achilles_36: calls 100
blindhorse86: raises 650 to 750 and is all-in
PandorasBox4: folds
greatriverlo: calls 650
Achilles_36: folds
*** FLOP *** [2h 5h 3d]
*** TURN *** [2h 5h 3d] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [2h 5h 3d 4h] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
greatriverlo: shows [8h Tc] (a flush, Eight high)
blindhorse86: shows [As 6s] (a straight, Three to Seven)
greatriverlo collected 1650 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1650 | Rake 0
Board [2h 5h 3d 4h 7h]
Seat 1: Achilles_36 folded before Flop
Seat 6: blindhorse86 (button) showed [As 6s] and lost with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 7: PandorasBox4 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: greatriverlo (big blind) showed [8h Tc] and won (1650) with a flush, Eight high[/SIZE]

 

[pocketrockets]

But i think god if there's any.. Dislikes poker... Or simply ignores it

 

[pocketrockets]

Riverfucked

[SIZE=-1]PokerStars Game #27566434006: Tournament #159237685, 70FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/04/27 17:14:11 MT [2009/04/27 19:14:11 ET]
Table '159237685 1' 10-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: blindhorse86 (1470 in chips)
Seat 2: Mr.10001 (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: dimusica (1470 in chips)
Seat 4: piunter (3270 in chips)
Seat 5: Shambolis (860 in chips)
Seat 8: Loucas55 (5030 in chips)
Seat 9: Mr. Beat ems (1410 in chips)
Mr.10001: posts small blind 15
dimusica: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to blindhorse86 [6d 6h]
piunter: folds
Shambolis: raises 30 to 60
Loucas55: folds
Mr. Beat ems: calls 60
blindhorse86: calls 60
Mr.10001: raises 450 to 510
dimusica: folds
Shambolis: folds
Mr. Beat ems: folds
blindhorse86: raises 960 to 1470 and is all-in
Mr.10001: calls 960
*** FLOP *** [Th 5c 7d]
*** TURN *** [Th 5c 7d] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [Th 5c 7d 5d] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mr.10001: shows [Ah Jd] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
blindhorse86: shows [6d 6h] (two pair, Sixes and Fives)
Mr.10001 collected 3090 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3090 | Rake 0
Board [Th 5c 7d 5d Ac]
Seat 1: blindhorse86 (button) showed [6d 6h] and lost with two pair, Sixes and Fives
Seat 2: Mr.10001 (small blind) showed [Ah Jd] and won (3090) with two pair, Aces and Fives
Seat 3: dimusica (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: piunter folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Shambolis folded before Flop
Seat 8: Loucas55 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Mr. Beat ems folded before Flop[/SIZE]

 

[pocketrockets]

5-7 is not a hand to play w/ an all in... But i knew he missed the flop

[SIZE=-1]PokerStars Game #27565252775: Tournament #152212423, 20FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (150/300) - 2009/04/27 16:40:32 MT [2009/04/27 18:40:32 ET]
Table '152212423 252' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: pmrja1969 (4975 in chips)
Seat 2: b7e7r7t7 (3535 in chips)
Seat 3: JD7811 (405 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: bkuddy (95 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: Bagpipe420 (355 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: Marfer48 (7040 in chips)
Seat 7: rikjanssen (5295 in chips)
Seat 8: Esoter1c (3035 in chips)
Seat 9: blindhorse86 (2280 in chips)
pmrja1969: posts the ante 25
b7e7r7t7: posts the ante 25
JD7811: posts the ante 25
bkuddy: posts the ante 25
Bagpipe420: posts the ante 25
Marfer48: posts the ante 25
rikjanssen: posts the ante 25
Esoter1c: posts the ante 25
blindhorse86: posts the ante 25
Esoter1c: posts small blind 150
blindhorse86: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to blindhorse86 [5c 7c]
pmrja1969: folds
b7e7r7t7: folds
JD7811: folds
bkuddy: folds
Bagpipe420: folds
Marfer48: folds
rikjanssen: raises 300 to 600
Esoter1c: folds
blindhorse86: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [7h Qh 2s]
blindhorse86: bets 1655 and is all-in
rikjanssen: calls 1655
*** TURN *** [7h Qh 2s] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [7h Qh 2s Jc] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
blindhorse86: shows [5c 7c] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
rikjanssen: shows [Jd Kd] (three of a kind, Jacks)
rikjanssen collected 4885 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4885 | Rake 0
Board [7h Qh 2s Jc Jh]
Seat 1: pmrja1969 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: b7e7r7t7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: JD7811 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bkuddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Bagpipe420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Marfer48 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: rikjanssen (button) showed [Jd Kd] and won (4885) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 8: Esoter1c (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: blindhorse86 (big blind) showed [5c 7c] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sevens


WELL HE GOT RUNNER RUNNER.... LIKE HE NEEDED IT
[/SIZE]

 

[pocketrockets]

i would post more but they only sent me hands for today and last nite.... on saturday and friday i got assraped too...

anyway.. most of these are not really BAD BAD beats.... but it sux when u lose race after race... that makes u dont wanna play poker again..

hope u laughed... hope u enjoyed... i leave now... with my bloody right hand and broken knuckle... after hitting the wall

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

I went busto at Stars about 10 days ago.....Its been the best 10 days of poker ive ever had......Im up 6 g's and have 2 outright wins ...i couldnt be happier...