For JJGold...Iowa Lover

[Jarbo]

Coach, check out this link. This is the event of the year here in Iowa! It makes the superBowl look like a Jr. High game. Everyone in Iowa attends this event. It is the social event of the year as well. You should consider attending; the parties, women, corn squeezings are all ready and plentiful. Nothing better than doing the Hokey Pokey.... that's what it's all about! arty:

http://www.iowaporkcongress.org/



Hope to see you.

 

[Fishhead]

Trully a wonderful exhibit!

PS- JJ is currently in the midst of shoveling snow for his neighbors in order to pick-up a few extra bucks for his wagers this afternoon.

Not sure of his arrival time back to the RX.

 

[Jarbo]

Is the money for wagering or for 900# "entertainment"? :biglaugh:

 

[JimFiestSux]

Fish, are you sure JJ didn't hook up with that girl from the 900# this morning?Hes probably getting his nut waxed as we speak. GO JJ!!

 

[Fishhead]

Fish, are you sure JJ didn't hook up with that girl from the 900# this morning?Hes probably getting his nut waxed as we speak. GO JJ!!

POSITIVE

In fact, after the nieghbors are completed, he is heading over to his parents house to do the same in SE Clifton.

 

[jjgold]

Just got back from shoveling, I made $200 and will be enought o bet with today as I already went to Western Union and reloaded.

One minor incident as when I was shoveling Donut Denny (14 yrs old) hit me with a snowball in my face and I lost my balance and fell and some people thought it was funny.

I proceeded to attack the guy laughing approx 59 yrs of age , 5-8, 130 and I got him good with two rib shots and pushed hi face in snow, his wife broke it up.
They I go flying through fukkin backyards to catch this 14 yr old fat *** that hit me with snowball, I caught him and gave him two clean shots in lip, the ********** nailed me with a right to eye and 3 shots to jaw. I am bruised but I told the kid to stop as he was connecting too much.

I swear you cocksuckers better not be laughing at me that a 14 year old beat me up but he was tough and over 200lbs. I bought him a milk shake and we hugged and he said to me

"Kissell your the man and I want to be like you some day, it made me feel real good and I go the kid " Donut Danny take it easy on me next time " and he smiled and said "Phoenix looks to high today" I smiled and said "Atta Boy"!!!

A Bruised Coach

 

[Jarbo]

POSITIVE

In fact, after the nieghbors are completed, he is heading over to his parents house to do the same in SE Clifton.

When he logs back on make sure you point him to this thread, just so he knows how much I love " the coach". Got to head out for some cards, beer and cigars.

:money8: :drink: :smoker2:


Luck to all today

 

[kyhawk]

Two other must see events in Iowa

Spencer has the biggest county fair in country and the Iowa State Fair. My town had "Steamboat days" in Burlington. Town I grew up in had Box Car days, Tracy, MN. Small towns are great. Tons of county fair throughout the midwest. Great fun.

 

[GreenDoberman]

In Fantasyland, Donut Danny should press charges. Maybe then you'll achieve your real dream of being sodomized in make-believe prison.

 

[jjgold]

Iowa seems like a happening place with happening people

 

[Slash]

Beaten up by a 14 year old kid???? Damn that must be embarassing! When I was that age I was thin like a piece of paper, and I didn't know of any other use of my pecker than peeing.

 

[FairWarning]

The only way I would want to see Iowa would be in my rearview mirror. Sorry.

 

[Fishhead]

The only way I would want to see Iowa would be in my rearview mirror. Sorry.

Having lived there for 26 years, you would be missing some terrific stuff..............................like in all states.

Have been in every mainland state many times over and every state is awesome..................GREAT COUNTRY!