I start weeping on the phone. I tell them a huge story about how I lost all my money, my wife, kids, job, and my house. I make it a very elaborate story.
-I tell her that I have shaped up, am attending GA meetings regularily, and have my life back on track.
She sounds really saddened by the story, and says congratulations.
To end the call she says, "When you get some more money you should look into our bonuses and give us a call"
WHAT THE FUCK. Are you kidding me?
-I tell her that I have shaped up, am attending GA meetings regularily, and have my life back on track.
She sounds really saddened by the story, and says congratulations.
To end the call she says, "When you get some more money you should look into our bonuses and give us a call"
WHAT THE FUCK. Are you kidding me?