Finish this sentence : The older I get the more I .....

[WorldNumberOne]

Fart...

I cant believe how often I let loose compared to years gone by...

Is that normal ?

 

[whalewager]

Enjoy a good long piss or bowel movement

 

[RoofTop]

get drunk and anal fist my dog

 

[seriousaddiction]

the more depressed I get

 

[RobFunk]

Care less about dating

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

THE OLDER I GET THE HARDER IT IS TO FIND A JOB.IT SUCKS BEING A MIDDLE AGED WHITE GUY NOBODY IS HIRING.MY LOVELY WIFE WANTS ME TO GO OUT IN THE MORNING AND DELIVER NEWSPAPERS THATS HOW HARD TIMES ARE IN THE BEANTOWNJIM HOUSEHOLD.

WHAT THE F-CK I AM ALMOST 50 YEARS OLD I WOULD BE THE OLDEST PAPERBOY IN THE COUNTRY :think2:

 

[RoofTop]

THE OLDER I GET THE HARDER IT IS TO FIND A JOB.IT SUCKS BEING A MIDDLE AGED WHITE GUY NOBODY IS HIRING.MY LOVELY WIFE WANTS ME TO GO OUT IN THE MORNING AND DELIVER NEWSPAPERS THATS HOW HARD TIMES ARE IN THE BEANTOWNJIM HOUSEHOLD.

WHAT THE F-CK I AM ALMOST 50 YEARS OLD I WOULD BE THE OLDEST PAPERBOY IN THE COUNTRY :think2:

Who wants to hire a guy that steals dogs for the reward?

:nohead::nohead::nohead::nohead::nohead::nohead::nohead::nohead:

 

[RobFunk]

Who wants to hire a guy that steals dogs for the reward?

:nohead::nohead::nohead::nohead::nohead::nohead::nohead::nohead:

:lolBIG:

What did he call it?! I mean the name he had for it.

 

[chipman58]

Fart...

I cant believe how often I let loose compared to years gone by...

Is that normal ?

Leave streaks in my drawers

 

[GreenDoberman]

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Damn, beat me to it. Was going to post that but it would just be redudant now. Was going to post that but it would just be redundant now. Was going to post that but it would just be redundant now.

 

[BadCo]

You know your getting old when you go to take a piss and all you pull out is hair.

 

[seriousaddiction]

I older I get the less teasers and parlays I do

 

[steaktartar]

the more i dribble pee on my socks

 

[MesaChaser]

Clean hair out of my shower drain.

 

[lapdance]

Blue Pills I Take

 

[onemwtheone]

the shorter my temper gets. Asshole.

 

[shdw01]

avoid spicy foods

 

[shdw01]

notice how young looking college kids are (I remember when they used to look old to me)

 

[shdw01]

try to get enough sleep for tomorrow

 

[shdw01]

plan what I'm gonna watch on TV later on in the evening (rerun season sucks)