Welcome back loyal clients...I know you have been drooling like Pavlov's Mutts with anticipation for the first sweet lil' arse college plays of the year. If you aren't familiar, let me give you a little background...
In 23 years of college basketball capping, I have never ONCE had a losing season. It is truly my bread and butter, my nomme de plume, my ham and swiss sandwich if you will allow me that metaphor.:nohead: I follow college hoops like it is my job, because, well it is my job. All my other betting is mostly for a little side action and entertainment, I like to think I keep myself treading water, but when college hoops begins it is like a school of blue marlin all come up and shoot my ass into the stratosphere above the ocean water I've been treading.
So, clients of mine, hold on to your hat and get ready for the roller coaster ride of your life, only difference is that this roller coaster goes straight to the heavens and never comes down!
If you want, just sit back and watch the cash build the first few weeks before you put your hard earned, lunchpail to work, dough on the line, riding my sweet lil' arse. But I'd advise hopping on the moneytrain TONIGHT, because sometimes when the conductor gets a' going its hard to find room, even in the caboose! I know everything about college basketball, literally, and I prove it with ice cold picks so chilly they are 0* Kelvin!
Record= 0-0
Picks: (Units range from 1-10)
Northeastern +5 (5 units) : This team is going to contend in the very difficult CAA this year. (CAA is my sweet lil' specialty BTW LOL!
I see the league getting 2 bids this year and I believe this will be the start of good things out of conference. The CAA as a whole may be a little down this year but the top tier of teams (VCU, ODU, Northeastern) should be exceptionally strong. Coach Bill Coen has a ton of his players back this year and he always has his team play tough defense and smart, efficient offense. This team is typically very strong on the road because they must be, their home court advantage is abysmal. Michigan is young while Northeastern is a veteran squad. Matt Janning looks like Zach from Saved by the Bell: College Years, but might be the second best player in the CAA behind the Dagger, Eric Maynor. Look for this game to come down to the wire just because Michigan's team ha a lot of athleticism, but I'd cap it as a pick'em, so I see a lot of VALUE with the points here.
Southern Illinois -4.5 (3 units): The Salukis were kind of like the ugly mutt at the pound last year, but sme sweet soul has adopted their ugly ass, despite the ticks all over it's ass and the patches of disgusting hairless, pink skin. They are no longer afraid of getting their ass beat in the backyard chained up to a water spicket and are now fattened up and ready to growl. In all seriousness I expect the Salukis to be much improved this year. Lowery is too good of a coach and defense is too important in college hoops for them to have another down year. Expect them to dominate the tempo of this game against the high octane Minutemen at home. I expect them to win in a dogfight about 62-50. The Salukis were inexperienced last year and many of those underclassmen wil play crucial minutes this year. Mullins is an amazing defensive player and floor leader and will control the game. UMASS with a new coach will need some time to become a cohesive unit.
EVERYONE, I'm begging you, get on board tonight, you won't regret it, follow every single one of my picks this year and I guarantee 57.5 percent, that's a guarantee, with a warranty AND a disclaimer, suck on that lollipop sweet prince clients.
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In 23 years of college basketball capping, I have never ONCE had a losing season. It is truly my bread and butter, my nomme de plume, my ham and swiss sandwich if you will allow me that metaphor.:nohead: I follow college hoops like it is my job, because, well it is my job. All my other betting is mostly for a little side action and entertainment, I like to think I keep myself treading water, but when college hoops begins it is like a school of blue marlin all come up and shoot my ass into the stratosphere above the ocean water I've been treading.
So, clients of mine, hold on to your hat and get ready for the roller coaster ride of your life, only difference is that this roller coaster goes straight to the heavens and never comes down!
If you want, just sit back and watch the cash build the first few weeks before you put your hard earned, lunchpail to work, dough on the line, riding my sweet lil' arse. But I'd advise hopping on the moneytrain TONIGHT, because sometimes when the conductor gets a' going its hard to find room, even in the caboose! I know everything about college basketball, literally, and I prove it with ice cold picks so chilly they are 0* Kelvin!
Record= 0-0
Picks: (Units range from 1-10)
Northeastern +5 (5 units) : This team is going to contend in the very difficult CAA this year. (CAA is my sweet lil' specialty BTW LOL!
I see the league getting 2 bids this year and I believe this will be the start of good things out of conference. The CAA as a whole may be a little down this year but the top tier of teams (VCU, ODU, Northeastern) should be exceptionally strong. Coach Bill Coen has a ton of his players back this year and he always has his team play tough defense and smart, efficient offense. This team is typically very strong on the road because they must be, their home court advantage is abysmal. Michigan is young while Northeastern is a veteran squad. Matt Janning looks like Zach from Saved by the Bell: College Years, but might be the second best player in the CAA behind the Dagger, Eric Maynor. Look for this game to come down to the wire just because Michigan's team ha a lot of athleticism, but I'd cap it as a pick'em, so I see a lot of VALUE with the points here. Southern Illinois -4.5 (3 units): The Salukis were kind of like the ugly mutt at the pound last year, but sme sweet soul has adopted their ugly ass, despite the ticks all over it's ass and the patches of disgusting hairless, pink skin. They are no longer afraid of getting their ass beat in the backyard chained up to a water spicket and are now fattened up and ready to growl. In all seriousness I expect the Salukis to be much improved this year. Lowery is too good of a coach and defense is too important in college hoops for them to have another down year. Expect them to dominate the tempo of this game against the high octane Minutemen at home. I expect them to win in a dogfight about 62-50. The Salukis were inexperienced last year and many of those underclassmen wil play crucial minutes this year. Mullins is an amazing defensive player and floor leader and will control the game. UMASS with a new coach will need some time to become a cohesive unit.
EVERYONE, I'm begging you, get on board tonight, you won't regret it, follow every single one of my picks this year and I guarantee 57.5 percent, that's a guarantee, with a warranty AND a disclaimer, suck on that lollipop sweet prince clients.
:hikitty::hikitty::hikitty::hikitty:
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