Round 1 Day 1 Obama posts
11 Wins 5 Losses with an especially costly loss as result of backing Baylor Bears who managed to fall to Yale despite Yale being an
IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL and more importantly being absent a key Point Guard who was kicked out of school.
How does someone get kicked out of
Yale? I thought kids at Yale were smart and not be fuckups.
Obama's wound from backing Baylor will continue to plague him like a festering zit as Obama backed Baylor to beat both Duke and Saint Joseph's in the coming two rounds. Everyone here knows what this means. Obama wiped out into the wall with Baylor's Failure.
Similar to my result when I took their football team to cover 7 at KState.
KState Feisty though. Hopefully KState will be more manageable going forward without their longtime coach the legendary Bill Schnieder.
Kelly tried to tell me stay off Baylor there but I never ever listen
Why the * is Kelly in this thread.
Incorporating hot girls will lead to an improvement View Count over the original Obama Bracket post.
Gotta work hot girls in thats just common sense this isn't rocket science.
Greenbacks interestingly enough having great success with Animated Cat Gifs over in the Trump Thread though
An Email to Obama for a reaction to his devastating loss with Baylor Bears saw a reply containing only this image:
Which I take to mean "No Comment" as the email contained no words.
Obama also suffered
HUMILIATING losses by selecting #13 IONA over #4 Iowa State and
losing by 13 Points and by taking #12
CHATANOOGA over #5 Indiana (
WTF?????!!??) which he managed to
lose by a whopping 25 points 99-74.
Email to Obama concerning
these overwhelming and embarrassing losses asking, wtf? and if there was a Gas Leak in the area he was in when he selected his East and Midwest region advancers led to a Helicopter hoovering over my house so low that the picture on my wall of Tom Izzo began vibrating then fell down and the glass broke
which led to me sending Obama a Congratulatory eMail on his selection of #12 Little Rock Arkansas Hot Springers over #5 Purdue Embarrasers of The State of Indiana and also his selections of
#11 GONZAGA over #6 Seton Hall and #9 Providence over hapless figured they were not going to get it done even though I know no thing about NCAA Basketball USC Trojans which led to that Helicopter, thankfully, going away.
I'm probably not going to have time or interest to update Obama's Bracket over this weekend since no one here gives even a portion of a f%#k about this so one or more of you will need to step up and do that so plan your weekend accordingly.
To get Obama's response to outcomes use the
baroba@obamabiden.com eMail as that one goes straight to his phone. Install YakStack app to be able to turn your eMails into instant Texts to Obama if you want to but if you do that don't pepper Obama with eMails during a game like try to make an In-game thread with Obama like I tried to during the Chattanooga game because he doesn't like that and will get very very mad and don't mention the Baylor Bears.