Posting this for posterity when the contest is over.
<TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=tcat colSpan=4>View Poll Results: Biggest Douche </TD></TR><TR><TD class=thead style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal" align=middle colSpan=4>This poll will close on
08-23-2008 at
04:01 PM</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt1 width="50%">
5 STAR BOMB </TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">
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24</TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap align=right>50.00%</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt1 width="50%">PO 69 </TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">
</TD><TD class=alt1 title=Votes align=middle>
24</TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap align=right>50.00%</TD></TR><TR><TD class=tfoot align=middle colSpan=4>Voters:
48. You have already voted on this poll</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
Besides when in your life will you ever again be able to use the phrase "douchebag dead heat"?