FELLAS- In a drought on the feline end

[Fishhead]

Unreal!

Now 11 months without a serious golf partner.

What a slump!

---FISH---
No chance

 

[Fishhead]

UGLY
BROKE
A-HOLE

Any suggestions?

---FISH---
6-TIMER engaged

 

[Fishhead]

Classic line from HAWKEYE171 tonight as I am hitting on woman 10 years my JR.

FISH he says, take it to the RACK and put it in the HOLE!

Needless to say, didnt get close to the RACK.

Cant win.

-F-

 

[Anonymous1]

typically if you can't get it in the hole...your right hand is to envolved

 

[RobFunk]

thats funny fish. i dont think ive heard that one, i feel like a rook

 

[Fishhead]

thats funny fish. i dont think ive heard that one, i feel like a rook

Hawk is a funny character.

He gave me a 97% chance of scoring with this woman.

He was stunned when he learned I had struck out........I was not. :sad3:

 

[WorldNumberOne]

UGLY
BROKE
A-HOLE

Any suggestions?

---FISH---
6-TIMER engaged

thats a trifecta i'm not sure anybody can overcome...

have you tried the local bowling alley ? usually a few strays hangin round there for a man with your qualifications...

 

[X-Files]

Time to move back to vegas & $20 BJ's

 

[sherman]

Fish you say there is no excuse for someone NOT to be winning betting sports in todays world......

I say there is no excuse to not being able to pull in women........i can pull ANYTHING in......and no i dont mean because i walk in a room and women stop right away because i am so damn good looking.......no, i am fat & bald......
i, however, when trying to talk to a girl with the hops of f'in her, i'm as ood as ANYONE out there.......whenever i have had a job at an office, it is soooo easy for me to hit any girl i want........alone with a girl, i know how to get it done.....

 

[WorldNumberOne]

take it easy casanova.....

 

[Fishhead]

take it easy casanova.....

:lolBIG:

Need Sherman to show me the way!

:lolBIG:

 

[sherman]

World, see you took it the wrong way.....it really wasn't meant as a brag more than a word to fish that it is easy.....just like he finds it easy to win betting sports where i dont find it easy....is he bragging when he says that? i dont think so...he's just telling it like he sees it.....

 

[RobFunk]

sherman = the bald ron jeremy

 

[WorldNumberOne]

i know what you meant sherm... youre one my fav's on here ...

just throwing a shot your way...

 

[Fishhead]

sherman = the bald ron jeremy

STOP IT!

I happen to believe Sherman.

Hell, I have picked up 1oo's of women...........but they ALL turned into disaster.

Boys, I have been ENGAGED six times and never married!

Think about that!

---FISH---

 

[X-Files]

I say there is no excuse to not being able to pull in women........i can pull ANYTHING in......and no i dont mean because i walk in a room and women stop right away because i am so damn good looking.......no, i am fat & bald......
..

Women aren't as interested in looks as men are.
And some women like the Kojak look.

 

[sherman]

yeah im fat and bald but look nothing like u think probably......not ugly and not the best looking guy in the world, just regular i guess......i'm just a nice guy.....

 

[5teamparlay]

IT's all in the mindset. If ya say you're not going to win you wont I've seen it for allmost 15 years in the casino BIZ. The same goes for woman. It's amazing how many beautiful women I see with just average and below average men at casino's.

 

[WorldNumberOne]

Women aren't as interested in looks as men are.
And some women like the Kojak look.

they are into money, personality and availabilty..

i got a close friend who is average looking but newly divorced, rich and a lot of fun to hang with..

he is knocking down more hot puss and is the leading scorer in this town right now..

 

[X-Files]

Hell, I have picked up 1oo's of women...........but they ALL turned into disaster.

This proves that women are fucked up beyond repair.
Females are an alien species, men from Mars.

Thank your lucky stars that you didn't marry any of them.
They couldn't have handled your love affair w sports anyway ;